Rate FF VII Remake 1-10

I personally give it 9.5/10.

The game had cheesy moments, and the inclusion of Kingdom Hearts-tier bullshit was gay, but overall, it was a badass experience.

Even minor characters like Leslie and Jessie got tons of character development. The scene where Cloud sees Jessie's dad suffering from Mako poisoning and showing his first signs of sympathy was very powerful. The game is filled with great moments like that. The combat was easy, but still very fun.

Every character also feels unique in battle, and it is wonderful to switch to different characters to unleash abilities.

This was honestly better (imho) than the original FF VII. The original was too ambitious considering the limitations of the time, but this game fully realizes its vision. I take back every bad thing I ever said about Nomura.

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10/10 unironically. Nomura made it better than the original

Why start with shitty dissidia tifa?

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I'm only in Chapter 11 right now but I'm thinking like 9/10
Already know about the time jannies, I kinda like it. It's a fun idea.

The combat alone makes Remake better than OG FFVII honestly.
It's really not that great of a game.

8.5, way better than 3make at least and Final Fantasy final has good combat
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9, its very good. In particular, the soundtrack and the game play stick out.

I like that Cloud needs a weightlifter belt so he doesnt strain his back wielding his giant sword

>It's really not that great of a game.
Yeah, the original FF VII had a lot of problems people overlook due to nostolgia goggles, and it was the first FF to be 3D.

Nomura addresses these issues and really makes it so much better IMO.

It is a solid 9, if it wasn't just midgar it would've been 10 easily. Great combat great music great graphics.

Better than shitty art Tifa.

blessed thread

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> The scene where Cloud sees Jessie's dad suffering from Mako poisoning and showing his first signs of sympathy was very powerful.
Ah yes, the part where you walk slowly in a straight line so the textures can load was my favorite too

The best PS4 game I've played in years
The ONLY PS4 game I've played in years

The original is fucking awesome, cmon
At least for a first timer. It is a MUST play

For replayability, it sucks though.The game is way too easy.
And while the original has its flaws, i still love it. A lot of people still love it.

Same happens with 7r.

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I wasn’t thrilled with ffxv and kh3 was abysmal. But I forgive Nomura a million times over. It’s obvious this is all they’ve been doing. Finally a FF game with good dialogue, English motion of the lips, great voice acting for everyone and everything...it’s taken so long for them to get it right and they really knocked it out of the park.

>if it had the other 9/10ths of the game it would be a 10/10

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9/10

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If it were a stand alone game, I'd give it 9.5. DESU, it's practically all I hoped a FFVII remake would be. It hit all the right marks for me except for the ending.
However, this is not a stand alone game. This is part 1 of the remake of FFVII, so it's not completed as it is. While the ending can be currently dismissed because it's just "the last hour of the game" and it "doesn't sour the experience", remember that there are more parts to come. That ending will define how the next parts play out. And depending on where they go from here, it could stay a 9.5, but it could drop down to 5-6. They could make a Last Jedi out of this shit yet.
So as any sensible person with a brain would do, I will wait until all parts are out so I may judge them as a whole.

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Even on my first (and only) playthrough, FFVII never quite grabbed me.
I only really finished it out of obligation.

It was the first game I ever played to use ATB, and because its combat is barebones as shit and kinda blows, I thought I just hated ATB until I played Chrono Trigger.

Also a lot of the maps are confusingly laid out and it's hard to tell where you can actually walk or which mess of pixels is the exit.
There should have never been a need for the Select button to highlight the exits for you. That's almost an admission of bad visual design.

And the minigames sucked. Fort Condor can eat shit and die, I hope they cut it from Remake.

Some people would call it autism, I think it's just cynicism. At least I'm consistent so it's not bias against certain characters.
Whenever it's in not the source material, it matters not to me.
>this is where they're retconning tearjerking bullshit to make me feel sorry for them
If it's nowhere even implied before, I don't give a fuck.

And this is not against FF, but every single situation like this, like in RE2r
>da...ddy?
>"oh, fuck off with this shit"

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>It’s obvious this is all they’ve been doing.
>english motion of the lips
>great voice acting

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6/10

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They expand midgar enough to be a good experience by itself. Not the epic proportions of the original but it's more than sufficient. Better than re3's 1-for-1 experience that ends up being three hours lmao

I just the tifa related paragraph and it is straight up bullshit. Therefore, the entire shit is bullshit.

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How's the parry materia? I tried it for a minute and it seemed kind of useless. Is it actually any good?

a very schizophrenic 7/10

the game regularly flips between being a 9/10 and a 5/10

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But Midgar was already a near perfect experience by itself. They instead stuff it full of padding, ruin the music, and fuck the story over with the Whispers.

>Also a lot of the maps are confusingly laid out and it's hard to tell where you can actually walk or which mess of pixels is the exit.
press select retard

Read the very next sentence, retard.

About 6/10.

>but this game fully realizes its vision
What laughable bait. At least try to make it sound believable.

9/10, I actually love the ending. The combat is also honestly the most fun I've had with the games since FF5.

The entire rant that user posted is pure autism. Sure, maybe Nomura will fuck this up in the sequels, but as it stands today, this was a great fucking game.

Better than remake Tifa.

>Fort Condor can eat shit and die
Tasteless faggot, holy shit you're braindead.

>RPG grinds to a halt to do a shitty base defense minigame
No thank you

Because he wanted to pretend the Remake had a good version of the character.

>but as it stands today, this was a great fucking game.
No, it really isn't at all.

The entire rant was made in april 9. Before launch, with only webms as proof, without even playing the game.
This supposed "tifa 2 models datamine" , which is entirely false otherwise Yas Forums would be filled with it, together with the pics used, tells me this is just TifaAutist doing the most retarded autistic rant ever made by man.
And he fucking screenshoted it itself. Quite fucking sad.

nta but eat shit, I think the "Re:make" is on track to be much better than the original once all the parts are out but Fort Condor is pure SOUL

Remake tifa is light years superior to dissidia and even OG tifa.

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So I guess "soul" really does mean "shitty thing I only like because I played it as a child"

>What laughable bait. At least try to make it sound believable.
The fact you think that is bait shows you have a strong disconnect from reality. Do a thought experiment: imagine there was no original Final Fantasy VII. This game was released as Final Fantasy XVI. You would probably hold it in much higher regard. You just can't see its strengths due to your attachment to nostolgia.

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I'd give it a 6/10, unironically. Story bullshit aside, there are loads of other problems.

>Inconsistent graphics. Low quality textures, and PS2 quality npc models
>Awkward, over the top character animations and bad lip syncing
>Boring as fuck sidequests, and padded out dungeons (fix the sun lights)
>Combat is better than FFXV, but still messy
>A literal hallway

The fact that there are people actually claiming that this is a 10/10 masterpiece is ridiculous. I've never seen so much nostalgia fueled, blind shilling in my life.

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I can't be the only one that was turned on when we got that close-up crotch shot of Barret when he crouched to pick up President Shinra

He's so fucking huge his dick must be thick as fuck.

>shorts

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7.5/10. I feel the reviews are mostly accurate but gloss over some issues with the gameplay that get old. Also really bad textures in some area, the game alternates between looking good and being ugly

how to fix this game

>delete the ending
>delete every daytime segment except the part where you walk aeris home

Someone needs to make a loop of her many scenes staring into the screen so that I could use it as my wallpaper.

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Yeah, it doesn't even seem ike they nerfed her rack. When you see Tifa from side-view, or in her Don Corneo dress, her tits are fucking HIGE.

Also, when you see Tifa in the cowgirl dress during the flashback... holy shit, my dick could not take it. I literally had to pause to fap.

Last week I would have been in complete disagreement with you there. OG Tifa is my first waifu. But after having watched the game on Twitch, I agree wholeheartedly. They really perfected Tifa in this game to a point I did not expect was possible. Remake Tifa is best Tifa by far.

>Wearing a sportsbra and bike shorts
>threw a tanktop and a short skirt and some fucking stockings overtop it because she doesn't know how to into dressing
>complains about needing a shower constantly
God, she must be so sweaty
imagine... imagine the smell...

that's not even remotely true, its stretched to absolute fuck to save/reuse resources and doesn't even retain a lot of what made midgar so good in the first place.

It didn't need 20 fucking NPC's spawning around every corner to saying "WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS BOMBING I AM IGNORANT AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT SHINRA IS BAD."