Why is it such a taboo to have silly and funny things like this in video games now?

Why is it such a taboo to have silly and funny things like this in video games now?

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>not even lasting 1 minute
LOL

Insecure middle aged women

Is so the playerbase can relate to the mc.

Because games companies believe the bogus "50% of gamers are women" statistic and forgot who their core audience is. They think if they pander to women enough, they'll get twice as many sales for each release. It's pathetic in a sad way

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>buff ultrachad taking a bunch of women to pound town
That has plenty of appeal for women too.

No because girls get petty and jealous of each other.
That's why you ONLY have threesomes with girls you're ready to lose. They get so spiteful

>just walks out like nothing

Local man literally too angry to cum

That scene alone is better than anything in nuDad of War.

cumming is overrated anyway desu

God, old sony is pretty cringe.

>sex "scene"
>QTE
>Lasts less then 1 min

The absolute state of console gamers

this is rape. Kratos is raping those women.

Holy shit could you be any more effeminate

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because its [current year]

but they liked it

>get to one of these sex scenes for exp
>didnt notice my mom was on the back
>awkward silence

rape aint real, what women doesn't like gettin fucked?

red orbs come from killing enemies and taking their souls. It was a rape and murder.

erm yikes that's hella problematic, thankfully sony has learned that times have changed

fpbp

only women give a shit about this. why would we care when we finish? when we're done we're done.
this is some retarded virgin logic

good luck getting a girl to fuck you again if you only last 30 seconds LOL

Devs matured, you should do it as well

Because faggots on reddit and Yas Forums cry about 'muh immersion' when they find it in their serious games.

And women love fantasies of being "raped" by the Chad.

You're definition of maturity is fucking stupid though.

>"raped"

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Your definition of intelligence is at low levels

You have no intelligence at all.

yeah you've definitely never had sex LOLROFMLMAO

this is bait. You baited these replies

Jokes on you, I've never even had sex.

You know why
You know who
and you know (((why))) and (((who))) is responsible for making them like this

misogyny

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incredibly based

Rape isn't real user. That's a redpill right there for you.

because games are a serious art form

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>war causes rape
shock, horror
it was okay when he murdered his way through thousands of people though

like period blood on your dick.

this is the real problem, so many game devs have been treating their games more like movies than fun experiences

I coomed to this

Only men can be raped since woman are made for hustling cock inside they can never be raped

There are plenty of female gamers, but Nintendo is literally the only company that's understood what they really want. They want cute and comfy games, not strong and independent female action heroines.
New Horizons is enjoying absurd sales and Pokemon titles (who cares if serious male gamers boycott them for cutting national dex when more and more girls keep buying them just for cute Pokemon?) are also clearly more geared towards female audiences than they used to be.

I fucking hate i*cels, I hope you faggots die slowly and painfully

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I know it's hard to deal with the internet sometimes, but just try not to seethe too much and try to cope a dilate.

>cope a dilate