>NINTENDO LIED
>GAMEFREAK LIED
>THEY SHIPPED AN INCOMPLETE GAME
>massive autistic fits over minor gripes
VS
>it's called final fantasy 7 remake
>it's not a remake
>it's actually an incomplete game
>no criticism or complaints whatsoever
I guess Sony/Square fans just enjoy having shit shoveled into their mouths
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I never understood the complaint about SwSh being "incomplete". I get that everyone needed to be mad about something but the incomplete thing was just a dumb youtuber meme that caught on
If Nintendo can't pay review bombers than how come they can pay the journos for those inflated scores?
Remake is a subtitle, not a descriptor.
In the case of FFVII-R, nobody wants to admit they waited over a decade for a game that didn't deliver everything they wanted.
Yeah, they're cum faggots. What's new?
SONY:
>pay 50% to review bombers, 50% to journos
>get 5 extra metacritic points
NINTENDO:
>pay 100% to journos
>get 10 extra metacritic points, -20 user points
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Because it is the shortest game in the franchise and there are tons of signs of it being rushed to market. Such as mouse cursors appearing in game, and NPC animations freezing when climbing ladders.
Nigga it's false advertising.
remember when nintendo made an actually disrespectful, incomplete demake of a classic game and their fans still bought and defended it?
I neither bought nor defended that shit
FF7 Remake isn't bad. Yas Forums just has shit taste. This is the same board that says Witcher 3 is bad.
I bought it on sale for $30 a few months after release. The right price for such a game.
it's the sixth best selling game on switch. this is why i can't take the ff7r criticism seriously, it's all coming from nintendo fans who probably bought legpiss.
Gamefreak : We are removing Blue/Gary because we think he is too mean, and replacing him with some annoying chucklefuck kid.
How was it disrespectful? For a kid or GO casual that's never played a KANTOOOO game before, it's basically the same old shit with a coat of pretty new paint.
We knew FFVIIR wasnt complete from the start
We didn't know animal crossing or Pokemon was incomplete from the start
full price mobileshit vs actual game that pushes the medium
FFVII isn't as hated as you think it is, it's just nintenkids damage controlling because Switch sales are dropping due to nogaems.
You can blame your average consoomers,shills and corporate bootlickers for that
>Nintendo more specifically gamefreak lies about taking out poke for better graphics when it still looks like shit
>Nintendo says ac devs needed more time so that there's no crunch and they can finish the game at their own pace but it's still incomplete and instead drip feeds you the missing content
>Square straight up says its going to be a remake that does follow the story faithfully but they're also going to make changes
I wonder why it "doesn't get criticism or complaint"
>market your game as a remake for multiple years
>tell people right before the game comes out "oh by the way we changed the story"
>become exempt from all criticism because "it's not like they hid this from us!!!!!"
brilliant move on Square's part
>All Stars
>C tier
Literally kys, it's the best way to experience SMB 2 and 3
FFtards unironically have less standards than pokéfags
>Mouse cursors?!?
It’s because snoys review bomb Nintendo’s games, meanwhile Nintendo fans are actually playing games and are too busy to make multiple accounts to give the newest game a 0
Because who gives a shit if SE lied to people about the Remake as long as it's the masterpiece it is? I fucking loved it, and I'm not going to pretend to hate it to make shitters who feel 'betrayed' by a multi-billion dollar corporation.
>He doesn't know about the mouse cursor appearing in the credits of the game
This is why you shouldn't trust the people who support S&S.
youtu.be
Huh? I thought a lot of people were having fun with the new Animal Crossing
Why does it have a 5.2 here?
FF7R actually has effort put into it. Those 2 nintendy games are mobile game tier effort.
>SwSh being "incomplete
>Literally zero fucking dungeon or cave (that aren't straight lines indistinguishable from the other straight line routes)
>Story is streamlined and lineroaded as fuck, barely makes any logical sense (even by Pokémon standards, and that's saying something)
>Post-game content that would have been free in most pre-gen 6 games now comes as 30 dollars DLC to games that already cost 20 dollars more than any mainline game ever
>Features that came standard with all online-enabled games since gen 4 now locked between two different subscription fees
>Graphics barely above upscaled 3DS games despite being on a console with more than twice the graphical power
>Lazily and awkwardly implemented gimmicks like Raid Battles and asynchronous open world multiplayer that barely work half of the time, Gigantamax completely fucks what used to be the only remaining redeeming quality of Pokémon post-game, online battle, because it's a poorly thought out and poorly implemented disappointing replacement/forced merger of Mega Evolution and Z-Moves
The games were definitely incomplete, or if this is what truly qualifies as "complete" products in Game Freak's eyes then we're well and truly fucked.
who fucking knows anymore, it's probably something like "WHY AREN'T ALL THE VILLAGERS FROM THE OLD GAMES IN THE GAME!?!?!?!" or "WHERE IS BANANA PHONE FURNITURE ITEM?!?!?!?!"
>Bad animations
>Bad new Pokémon designs
>Bad graphics that fan mods fixed in only a few weeks
>Annoying, forgettable rival
>Game and all DLC costs 60$ more then previous gens
>Paying a monthly fee for Pokemon Home
>Worst story of any Pokémon game
>Worst villains of any Pokémon game
>Worst soundtrack in the series
>Most pointless/annoying cutscenes in the series
>Models that pop into existence way to close to you
>Easiest Pokémon game in the franchise
>100% Catch Rate final boss "Legendary"
>If they wanted to remove Pokémon, they should have let the fans who bought Lets Go vote what to remove
>Gamefreak lied to you about not re-using animations, which was why they needed the dex cut
>Gamefreak is selling you the solution in shitty DLC
>Autosave feature is deleting downloads in SD cards depending on the SD cards format
>Climbing up a ladder causes all NPC animations to freeze
>Mouse cursors appear IN GAME due to Gamefreak's incompetence and S&S being rushed to market
>Dynamax gimmick is the most unbalanced thing Gamefreak has ever introduced to Pokémon, and has already been banned from competitive
>Towns are barebones and have no rewards for exploring them
>Very little post-game content compared to older gens
>Pokémon still make 8bit noises in current year, they don't say their names like they did in Pokepark or the animes
>Most post game content locked behind Nintendo's subscription paywall (Online features)
>Unable to catch Pokemon of a certain level unless you have a gym badge allowing it
>Unable to know a Pokemon's level in the Wild Area, causing you to get into fights with high level Pokémon and 3 of your party members KO'ed before you "Got away safely"
Tell me again why we are comparing a good remake to the dumpster fire that is S&S?
It's the one island per switch review bombing
it's because you can only have one island per switch, that's it. that's the reason why the game was review bombed.
Got review bombed with zeroes. You can tell a bomb review if the account has only reviewed AC and only mentions island sharing as a flaw and not the myriad of other actual problems witht he game. It's a 7/10 decent fun game.
This horrible adult autistic fit is so fucking hilarious when you think about what pokemon is
The copypasta is legit, but why is always posted with Shazam?
Chicken Nuggets sometimes
because Shazam is literally a manchild
Just remember that Pokemon started to suck back in gen 3.
Is because the one island per console thing which I admit is pretty shitty.
>he cannot comprehend the difference between remaster and remake
I haven't even played the game and I can already see various places where it's incomplete
>lots of broken animations
>some animations just don't even fucking exist
>half the pokemon are just missing from the game, outright do not exist and cannot be acquired/used under any circumstance
>graphics look like a fucking ps2 game, shitty textures and awful framerate
>and they claimed that they had to cut all those pokemon to make the rest of the game better, but the rest of the game ISN'T better
it's incomplete
>Gamefreak is selling you the solution in shitty DLC
The ability to transfer mons added in patches that add DLC do not require you to purchase the DLC.
Multiply that number by 2 and you're right.
That's because what you fail to understand is nintendo games are primarily aimed towards actual children. The kids don't care, and the parents will buy anything with a mario or a pikachu on it if it'll get them to shut the fuck up for a few hours.
it literally has the polish you'd expect form a PS2 era shovelware game
it was disappointing in 3, got itself back in 4 and sadly peaked in 5