What’s the best position to sleep in and why is it the Tiger Knee

>not floating over your bed
Do
Americans
Really

It's not comfortable, but I'm-a tired

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I hate it when people discuss sleeping positions because I always wake up like this

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You need a regulatory body in your bed

Sleeping with another person in bed objectively sucks in every way. I mean actually sleeping, not cuddling.

you say this because you go full retard and splay all over

Yeah and it feels fucking great having all that space to myself. I don’t know how couples with anything smaller than a California King can stand sleeping in the same bed.

by not dreaming they're a squid obviously
just get a dominatrix to tie you up or something until you stop being an idiot while unconscious

for me its the halo death pose

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pillow hug here

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It’s not even that part. The second I touch the person sitting next to me I get way too fucking hot. I hate sleeping in the same bed with girls.

I'm a living blast furnace and having another body which frequently feels 'cold' to leech off of me was an ideal investment

Same but no one feels cold to me. I’m immediately kicking my legs out from under the covers no matter what. Shit sucks.

Who tummy mummy here?

>try sleeping on my back, face facing the ceiling
>arms go numb because apparently my veins and arteries are located at my elbows
I'm not even fat, it looks like humans truly are meant to sleep on our sides. either that or my mattress is too hard.

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have you tried sleeping under something thinner
I find it difficult to sleep (in normal circumstances) without a bit of weight so I've had to use really thin sheets and such that also have enough weight to them, so materials might matter

based teacher

I have two pillows, I like to sleep hugging one of them for extra comfiness. But lately I haven't been able to sleep well because my matress is already old and is hurting my back.

Anyone else sleep to the dracula pose?

I’m a back only guy. Sleeping on my side is horribly uncomfortable to me.

I have frequent tension headaches and have found upside down suspension to help them, but I'd never sleep that way or I'd fucking die
do you mean with your arms crossed over your chest or in some weird nosferatu contortion?

a little something like this

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Improved it

Or you just have a bad case of computer hunch like me

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>I’m a back only guy.
I would be too if not for the potential of sleep paralysis.

Doing that with a pillow is actual female behavior

>not sterilizing your balls in your sleep is female behavior

Whatever you say, ma'am

The only time I got a sleep paralysis was when I slept like that, and I've never slept facing up ever since.
I prefer sleeping sideways anyways.