Are you ready for the new Xcom?

Are you ready for the new Xcom?

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snek wife when?

Snakes are our wives

I still need to beat xcom 2
Give it to me straight bros. Is it possible w/o war of the chosen? I've tried and failed too many times, my spirit is broken

grind your rangers, melee everything, never look back

furfag genocide when

No idea what the new game is like, looks like a spin-off. Not a fan of the UI though.

All human men are to get a government sanctioned snake wife

Why would a snake have snake tits, she is a reptile therefore she would lay an egg and would not need them to breast feed?

human DNA and also for HUMAN DICKS

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What difficulty? I mean the answer is yes to all but on hardest it's almost impossible if you aren't some hardcore nerd really into the game

She's from outer space, she's not a real snake.

furfag TOLERANCE when? Don't be the last one to grow out of using furries as an excuse to be a turbosperg, user.

Some reptiles give live birth.

Made to be impregnated by human men

Furfaggotry is not videogames.

Looks like a mobile spin off.

Literally made for big human cock

Veteran
my god, i cant die a brainlet

i wish snakes were real bros

>furfag TOLERANCE when?
Never. Get fucked you degenerate.

How do you know that her snek babies wouldn't need to suck on some tiddy after they're born? Their planet might not have food that is suitable for newborn snek offspring

I will then UwU

furfaggotry is a creative force behind many good things about many good video games.

Use mimics, rush weapons, use grenades to remove cover, look for crits

>born too soon to fuck aliens
>born too soon to fuck beings genetically created and altered to be sexy as hell
>born too soon to fuck fembots
>born to experience current year politics and drama
Fuck

But at least we get glorious snek porn. It's not ALL bad!

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>no codex companion
shame

But I want to impregnate snek aliens

fucking gay ass time line
>could be making the first big steps in making genetically modified waifus of all kinds, anime girls, furry girls, snake girls, etc etc
>could be making the first big steps in space exploration and meeting ayys and start banging them
>instead we get this gay ass timeline where a global pandemic has the entire world locked down because some stupid chink thought eating a bat was a good idea, and every politician is dicking around doing nothing
>even without the kung flu, the politicians would be dicking around finding which irrelevant country to bomb for their minerals or something just to make more tanks and shit

it is all bad because we have to live through not being able to experience anything from our fantasies in reality

I mean come on, it's CURRENT YEAR!

i wish too, but bible said they pulled too many pranks and got the limbs deleted and was told, 'you shall forevermor crawl on the belly for the rest of your days' idk why

That's why I put on my tinfoil hat and hope ayys save us and our planet from ourselves.

Its CURRENT YEAR+5 actually. Which is weird because I thought current year jokes were more recent.

imagine the snek periods
snek pregnancy cycles
snek milk
snek cuddling
snek kisses
imagine the vaginal muscles
imagine the shedding
imagine the snek ticks and dst

>no tail
lmao she sux

based

>tfw you will never breed a muscular snek milf

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muh Fursecution

Based.

Based? based on what?

Furfags out. This is scalechad territory.