What do they taste like?

rumsfeld

Did laidlaw write opposing force maybe they didnt know what gman was yet

his uber

ass

Gman smiles at the end of his call.

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>activate technological unemployment

His employers.

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He activated the portal?

>Poison and fast headcrabs engineered by combine
Is that actually canon? I don't recall ever seeing that confirmed in-game.

It makes sense
The combine already genetically or cyberneticly modify various alien and even earth species for various purposes
They already launch them in canisters why not make them more dangerous

headCRAB
Gee, idk

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This. It obviously tastes like head.

Headcrabs dont live underwater or have a hard shell

like my mom's pussy

Was that a picture of a real guy or a pre rendered model
He moves a bit in more recent intros so I'm wondering if they got the same guy to do more or hes just prerendered

They sure dont taste like crab

Real guy. They just picked a random man off the street and took a picture of him.

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What about him turning his head slightly
Just photo manipulation?

Serious answer: they probably taste like pork. I assume different parts of the headcrab also have very different textures. Its legs, being bony and full of tendons are probably like the lower part of a chicken's legs. Its mid-part is likely rich in fat, while its jaw muscle (ie: the ring of muscle that is inside of it) is probably like that of the tentacles of an octopus or squid, if you ever ate one, it's firm but elastic at the same time.

He looks like tyler1

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Filmed as well