Actually got $1200 in relief money today

It's direct deposit

Not him but mine got deposited today, too. The full 1200. I actually make like 120k/yr but because I'm military for tax purposes I only make like $60k, haha.

Fuck you. Fucking Americunts.

anyone in ny get it yet? is it mailed or depostied?

>tfw claimed so I get zero cents out of it
I just want to buy Doom Eternal and a crate of deenz

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He's right. You can't put a price on freedom. $1200 doesn't come close

claimed as dependent*

Direct deposit? I'm getting a check, but no clue as to when.

that math literally makes no sense and I wish you would stop embellishing.

t. actually in the army

>tfw still waiting for your trumpbucks
pls hurry

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>socialism is okay when trump does it

>mfw 4000 dollar return
>mfw it would have been 1500 If I'd been claimed dependent
Fuck off don't let that happen

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Wait, you mean you guys arent getting paid by your job to stay home?

Actually it's not socialism because it's bailing out the multinationals and that's #based

You can still go outside, you just need a mask on at all times, I go out every day for work and I walk for 40 minutes, so.

Why cant you practice your retard religion now? What is stopping you?

>You only stop having them when you stop exercising them
Or drown to death in your own bodily fluids.

Let me break it down for you, I'm an O-3 and get 3k/mo in BAH, plus another 300/mo in subsistence allowance. My total income from that alone is about 40k/yr, plus another 70k in salary. But because that 40k isn't taxed, it's equivalent to 120k pretax for a civilian. Now, I also took massive paper losses on my rental property, which bumped down my taxable income to 60k/yr.

I spend all my saved untaxed money on basically nothing, and today I got a free $1200 for no good reason. I think I might buy a video game later today, I dunno. We'll see.

>terrible at math
Nah I believe he's army

Socialism is redistributing wealth from the productive to the non-productive

Trumpbux is redistributing wealth from the government (non-productive) to everyone (except illegals and turbo-neets who still live with mommy)

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Wrong, you still have your rights if you die fighting to protect them. In fact you also get the added bonus of watering the tree of liberty and going to valhalla if you die that way, it's a win-win-win.

user I quit my job before this quarantine shit picked up steam. I had another one lined up but I can't get my background check cleared because those offices are shut down for quarantine. I'm mad as fuck.

Not me, Grocery isnt something you can "Stay home" at unless you're a low ladder bagger, People are expecting food and shipments daily, So we have to be there to recieve and order. I'm actually getting paid hazard pay and time and a half by my company for the next 5 weeks,and still work 45 hours a week. thanks union.

>tfw we all have to pay back the relief money through more taxes

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I like staying home though.
>TFW the introvert stat was the minmax build for the game called LIFE
Extroverts will never no this feel.

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>didn't get squat
oh...

>Apparently I don't get a stimulus directly because my mom claims me as a dependent even though I'm 23 and don't live with her
Thankfully she said she'll give me anything she gets beyond her $1200 but she really shouldn't have kept claiming me after my Bachelor's.

At least I'm getting >$500 in net refunds and I have >$250 in a retirement fund for a part-time job I just left I can cash out.

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What about being arrested? We sat back and watched as people quote unquote gave up their freedoms. And now that it's happened to the majority of the nation everyone wants to get belligerent. We live in a society where you can't go out to stroll without getting questioned and accosted. Theres footage of this happening

They reduced everyone's 2020 taxes by $1,200 (even people who won't owe that much) and gave you the money now instead of making you wait for next year's tax season. That's not a "loan".

Can I ask someone from whoever got the check to buy me geimu?

You mean newly-instituted ones, right? The stimulus itself is tax-exempt. The money is also only going out to keep the economy going, it's not to benefit us but so we don't stop supporting what businesses are still open right now.

40k+70k isn't 120k.

>We live in a society where you can't go out to stroll without getting questioned and accosted. Theres footage of this happening

Where? I live in Cali and I've never been questioned or pulled aside, long as I'm wearing a mask nobody cares.

Everyone isn't getting it at the exact same time (because the treasury literally doesn't have the bandwidth needed to give out that much money all at once), and if you don't have direct deposit set up through the IRS or social security you'll have to wait for a paper check in the mail, which could take a little while. Also if you don't get SS and haven't filed taxes in the last 2 years I think you need to go on some website or something to tell them you exist first.

How about you go fuck yourself?

ok

Where do I get a mask? Can I wrap a shirt or bandana around my mouth and nose? Apparently you need a mask just to go and buy a mask

I really hope I don't have to go back to work so I can get that 600 a week because it's fuckin retarded this shit can infect and kill anyone even if it's something minute as asthma. If I catch the shit I'll die so I hope that my shit job that has me deal with at least a hundred people on a daily basis doesn't open back up.

>it hasn't happened to me personally so it hasn't happened

tampabay.com/news/health/2020/03/30/tampa-church-holds-packed-service-draws-warning-from-sheriffs-office/

Sounds like it's worse in Yurop though.

summit.news/2020/04/13/police-fine-uk-shopper-for-buying-wine-during-coronavirus-lockdown/

Does it get to you depending on how you did your taxes last year? Because last year i got DD but it fucked up so they mailed me a check 1 month later.

I got 3400, but I have two kids. It's neato but I already decided it will all go to getting a playground set built in my backyard for my spawn

Its easiest to just make one user. theres tons of guides online, if not theres tons of etsy sellers cashing in on the mask fad, other than that, just tie a sweater/bandana around your mouth and nose, its not efficient, but its at least a face covering.

God, I wish Zero Time Dilemma didn’t suck ass.

If you did direct deposit it should go straight into your account. Mine is pending for tomorrow

yeah you can use a make shift mask like a bandana, scarf, pillowcase, or use your sister panties on your head. Picture related.

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Wrong, do some research it won't be coming out of our tax returns.

How do you check your status?

>filed my taxes
>still haven't received my 1200
What the FUCK

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I didn't get any relief, I make too much money

$1200 is genuinely pathetic, it doesn't even cover half my mortgage. I guess the people in rural Alabama are covered for a month though?

I meant I could see it as "pending 1200" when I checked my bank statement

>tfw 23
>tfw mom filed me as a dependent
>tfw won't get any money from stimulus

Reminder you have to pay it back (plus tip) if you lied about your work status or got it by accident.

>file tax return in january
>still haven't received refund
>still haven't gotten corona bucks
>need money for physical therapy

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Making it a tax break is just the mechanism they're using to make this happen because I guess it's legislatively simpler than writing a bill to give everyone money that doesn't technically exist.

congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/3548/text
>SEC. 2101. 2020 recovery rebates for individuals.
>(a) In general.—Subchapter B of chapter 65 of subtitle F of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 is amended by inserting after section 6427 the following new section:
>“SEC. 6428. 2020 Recovery Rebates for individuals.
>“(a) In general.—In the case of an eligible individual, there shall be allowed as a credit against the tax imposed by subtitle A for the first taxable year beginning in 2020 an amount equal to the lesser of—

This, I filed my shit as soon as I could yet I haven't gotten shit.

his primary voting base is covered

well you are a NEET now, what did you expect?

>living in the US where you literally get payed to just sit arround
>posting on 4chins instead of having free sex all day
i will never understand americuck soys

I got a tip for them *grabs crotch*

>tfw canadian and got $2,000 directly deposited into my bank account within three days of applying

>haha let’s all not pay our rent in rebellion!
>yes I did spend all my free freedom bucks on games

Children.

>lying on your taxes has consequences
brainletwojack.png

Still waiting. Haven't seen shit on my account yet.

>Americans worship capitalism
>they hate china/russia/cuba for being communists
>they actually practice disguised communism as everyone gets a totally """"caitalism®""" incentive relief

Luckily my tutoring job is paying employees for scheduled hours regardless of actual work so it could be worse.

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lol ok faggot, call me when you can fry oreos

>tfw leaf
>getting 2,000 per month for 4 months and rent relief and electricity bill relief
I'm making so much fucking money being a NEET