NOMURA RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE

>On Discord call with a friend and my girlfriend's brother
>Both of them have been enjoying FF7R
>Say I'm passing on it cause it ruined the original
>Try to give good examples but they just hit back with "It's great! You're just a purist."
>Eventually get frustrated and blurt out "Sorry I don't want my Final Fantasy 7 infested with Time Jannies!"
>Friend asks what I meant and I quickly try to say I meant the ghosts in the remake
>Girlfriend Brother googles "Time Jannies" and finds Yas Forums
>"Dude, what the fuck? You go to Yas Forums?"
>He and my friend are both super liberal and block me from Discord
>Girlfriend calls me today to break up with me cause I'm Alt-Right

NOMURA HAS RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE. FUCK TIME JANNIES!!!

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>on discord call-
stopped reading

you deserve it

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fpbp

Somebody took the time to write this.

lol you are a fag

its copypasta newfags

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I don't blame them.

the current political climate ruined it not this shitty ass game

Time jannies saved you from a future of alimony

>Couldn't just say "haha alright bros glad you enjoy it" and instead launch a retarded autistic argument that reveals your PL
Wow, faggot. Couldn't see that one coming a mile away

Do you know when you can tell it's something driven by a corporation's money?
When it's all driven by a single word.
Can you think any time prior to last week we've heard
>purist
Spammed everywhere including here?
>why would they use "purist"
Because "real fans" would be true and also offensive to the fake fans, the bandwagoners.

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Cool story bro

"true" fans are always schizos who will act like angry apes over the dumbest shit, not all that better than the bandwagoners

this

"real" fans concept doesnt exist and you are a retard
who teh fuck decides whats a real fan and what isnt? someone who shares my opinion? go kill yourself

>Time jannies
You said it. Not Nomura

Why would they assume everyone who comes here is "alt-right"? I've been here for a decade and I'm literally a communist.

Good.

>to break up with me cause
your girlfriend was secretly a stupid cunt all along and it took only this one situation for you to find out.

be glad you didn't get married and then run into this, or she'd have half your shit by now.

haha retard. This just proves that only Chads like the Remake

Real fan = likes thing, seeks to protect that thing
Fake fan, bandwagoner = fan of the popularity or "shiny" aspects of thing, hype hog, consumes everything related to thing regardless of how horrible it is.
He won't accept what he has devoted all that time to has been destroyed, he won't admit it to himself or anybody around him, he'd rather push narratives like
You can't trust one word he says in terms of how good or how bad that thing is.
>uh peo0opel h8 ch4ng3

Usually a fake fan starts shilling with
>Played the original in 1886 and [comment here]
>Been a fan since the French Revolution and [comment here]

And they will say Crisis Core is good except it's all shit, especially the EPYC 3.9 ghz ending.

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You forgot one more type. The regular fan who likes the thing and won't go into autistic screeds over remakes making changes to that thing because it doesn't tarnish the original in any way nor his prior enjoyment of it.

>Real fan = obsessive, hates meaningful commentary on the piece, doesn't like artistic intent
>Fake fan = a normal functioning human being
FTFY

>do something retarded
>FUCKING NOMURA!
take responsibility for your actions, weakling

LMAO they were never your friends user.
A real friend doesn't give that much of a shit about that kind of thing.

Fuck you Crisis Core was alright. I liked CC Sephiroth, didn't mind Genesis that much, and I liked how they made Zack's death much more grand. That being said, the remake is fucking retarded.

>and I liked how they made Zack's death much more grand
fucking retard
better to die tragically by a guy who got a lucky shot on him when he wasnt looking