Choose your item, Yas Forums

choose your item, Yas Forums

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Violet Coin

You really expect us to read all that garbage, user? fuck off

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Where's the 'OP is a fag' coin, that lets you be the OP for all eternity, making you effectively immortal, but the flip side is you will die if you don't suck 10000 dicks a day?

black coin because im already half-way there so why not

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where's the one that lets me kill OP for being a fag

Grey Coin. I will go with the ethereal option almost every time.

Pink Coin
It's immortality with no downsides. Get to have a bigger dick too.

Black coin
How the fuck is this even a decision

>Silver coin user with a gun shows up
>Disables your powers
>shoots you
>you die

Can't decide between cyan, grey, and white.

Just pick black coin and have a long distance, online relationship. Problem solved.

>voidshit
Permanently discarded. Void is nothingness, not formlessness.

>you cannot form a meaningful connection with another human being ever again

It's between Black and Pink coin for negating aging. Black seems worse; you cant't reverse age/ restore youth, can't influence others. not needing sleep would make living get really boring really fast. and immortality isn't that big a deal in the modern age.

Also instant, effective pinkpill if you so desire

>Take Blue
>Just drink water and have a healthy sleep schedule
>bam, live forever

That's because you exude an aura. Auras don't work over the internet. Don't argue with me little nigger.

>if you don't drink water every 12 hours you die

If you like to sleep in you're fucked

I don't have to, online relationships are shit anyways

So don't sleep in? Or only sleep in for 11 hours?
Who the fuck stays asleep for 12 hours straight anyways?

Uhm, I majored in auraldynamics and know they rely on ideas. Anything that directly represents you will have the aura

What's the point of the silver coin if you can't take any other coin? Fucking retarded.

Become The Law

Cyan looks pretty OP

Orange seems risky but useful
Yellow for maximum economic gains and could even become OP if used right (destabilize governments for example)
Black to become an ultimate invincible overlord, if I can't be loved I'll show the world they are right in fearing me

Pink coin.
Make bank by charging trannies to change their bodies into what ever they think they are.

They don't have money

silver, team up with a yellow and a white

Yellow is a license to steal anything that isn't guarded by humans. Just hack all the locks, alarm systems and cameras. You could even make ATMs spit all their money out for you.

what a shit cyoa

Violet Coin, you get a free waifu, immortality, and your waifu can shapeshift

They have enough money for hormones and unnecessary surgeries in freedom land.

what a fucking piece of shit cyoa

Fuck you, make your own then faggot, big talking fuck, stupid fucking prick.

>you have to be a master chef to tell when you're being served shit

Cyan is by far the best.
You get silver's ability to detect other coin users without it's downside of not being able to use those other coins. Plus you can just dominate them and force them to hand then over without any fuss.