Enemy can enter safe zones

>enemy can enter safe zones

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pretty sure that everyone would hear that,even that granny

I love how nobody cares the first few seconds of the video, they dont even look at the horse, like it happens every hour

Doesn't matter what you hear. What matters is if you're ready to act on it and how fast.
There's also the problem of bias.
"No way this is happening to me, it's never happened before."

Why is it always China?

Years later, they'll laugh
>Remember how granny died after getting rammed by a horse?

Fuckin' China, dude. Just another day of the week over there.

The joke is that if the stray horse hadnt have obliterated her, the improperly secured lampost at the corner would have fallen over and impaled her or failing that the pavement would have just opened up and swallowed her.
China is just one big Rube Goldberg machine made by death himself.

Are they gonna eat the horse?

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>moonrunes
Yet more proof that china should be nuked and their insectoid race culled.

God laying down judgement on commies

Fuck what are they supposed to eat tonight now

Highest population and density, so shit happens a lot more frequently

Probability increased due to insane population is most likely the biggest contributing factor. It's also because they live in the right mix of technology and 3rd world state.

India would have the same kind of videos if technology was as rampant

1/5 of all people are Chinese, another 1/2 of people live in countries too poor to record this sort of shit, and the remaining 3/10 is made up of countries with at least passable safety standards.

Reminds me of this.

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You seem to forgot the general lack of maintenances and companies cutting corners anywhere it's possible.

The have the mentality of "at least it wasn't me."

gay, all he did was side swipe her

Jesus Christ

>Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's.webm

Saving this for when people say "dude, just stab the cavalry with ur spear, lmao"

Why does literally every single person who gets hit by a vehicle lose their shoe?

brazil and russia also have tons of this types of shit, it's that 3rd world flavor baby...

God watched too many saturday morning cartoons.

>have an irrational fear that a formula 1 ferrari is going to tear down the road and obliterate me every time i cross the road
>a webm of this scenario exists

fuck

If someone gets hit hard enough to lose a shoe there's a good chance that person is dead AF.

>she came off
that's how you KNOW they died

Everytime a chink gets maimed, an angel gets its wings.

>enemy can attack you from outside safe zones

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because burning wood wheels rolling away after an accident got old

life is full of bugs m8

lmao how is roadkill even exist just jump

shoe*

Spears worked against cavalry. This woman had her back turned and she isn't a man bracing side by side with other men for impact.

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last time i saw someone getting run over and losing their shoes, one of the legs came out too.

They're just milking it. A normal person would have kept their shoes on.

when it goes to the second angle i was hoping it would be the horse on the stretcher

*with spears

*record scratch*

You have a very specific fear.

druid town pkers were a lot of fun, not because they were fun to play but because it was fun to piss people off eternally, after a while people would literally just start leaving games as soon as they saw a certain person join.

>a formula 1 ferrari is going to tear down the road and obliterate me
that's a pretty cool death ngl

>enemy has massive fire resistance

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>user get hit by a bus
>as he dies, he thinks "Thanks god at least it's not a formula 1 ferrari"
>engine roaring in the background

Maybe they should have eaten that horse instead of boiling those dogs alive.

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forgot the image

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later that day....

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wtf why

of course

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it's loot.

I don't know why this made me lose my shit

kek

NORMAL CHINK
BUT A HORSE GUY

how the hell do you not hear a horse galloping at full speed, the clop is hard like a train coming

you know you're going to die or get a hurt real bad

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I mean what's wrong with that? I'm sure horse tastes good, why don't we eat horse again? If you were dying you would do the same
Okay what the fuck

is that a heat lamp + fog

It's not being burned alive. It's sweat evaporating on a cold day.

>enemy gets banned

F

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no, it's a horse.

>throwing his hands up in the air afterwards
LMAO

Why do manlets always do shit like this?

If I was this short I wouldn't be starting shit with anyone unless they were 4 feet like me

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cute

Horses are so fucking stupid. No idea why they're romanticized as some sort of awesome heroic beast. They're so fucking dumb they rile themselves up into a stampede over a gust of wind. Horses will see a piece of paper fluttering in the wind and snap their own legs in two in a panic. They're seriously fucking retarded.

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And then out of nowhere, the coronavirus appeared.

>China hate thread
>The victim is actually shown receiving help
Newfags shouldn't attempt propaganda.

this man is on some other mess

that's a yakuza doing party tricks for shits and giggles

Not so cute when the ticks it has give you lyme disease

they regularly lick the electric fence get shocked and do it again.

because they have over a billion people and cameras everywhere
imagine all the stupid shit that happens in america, multiply by 4 and put cameras on every corner

Don't forget their "altruistic" approach to life, in which they blindly walk into moving machinery because they don't understand the danger they're putting themselves into and allegedly believe that everything will work out (read: they're arrogant and shortsighted).

that's a chad chink if i've ever seen one

Is that why woman like them?

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Why are the cutest things always the tastiest. It's sad.

The rise of social media in chinkland has pushed many of them to grab their 15 minutes of fame. If they have to eat something alive, they'll do it.

Something feels off about that image, can't put my finger on it

Ehh big deal, I've had lyme disease twice in my life.

was the deer okay?

china is the worst thing to happen to the planet

>eating the head of the animal
no matter the creature it always tastes like shit
why do people do this?

those are eels bro, just saying.

You mean America.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

I thought cows were literal retards?

Lot of places eat horse apparently, its supposedly quite good but I believe it's illegal in the US

You mean humanity.

You know that a f1 car would probably tear itself up apart before it got to you going too fast on the average city road right

short temper

I have seen enough Dragon Quest porn to know where this is going.

NOOOOOOO HUMANBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY THEYRE TAKING OUR WOMEN FOR THAT DELICIOUS BHC

ok chang

Deer are so goddamn dumb. It pleases me to no end that some local governments appreciate how fucking awful and disgusting and annoying deer are and actually pay the local citizens to kill them en masse.

Deer are the only animal that will wait until the last possible moment and then purposefully jump in front of an object moving 60MPH. Other animals will get hit by a car, but it's becuase they hesitated, or doubted and doubled back. Deer specifically time their crossings to get hit by a fucking car.

And then faggots from PETA or a vegan facebook page whine about how we're harming the environment or some shit. Fuck deer.

Where do you live New Jersey?

>drinking leeches
why

No. He definitely means China and he's right.

>literal retards don't like cuddling
Someone never had a downie gf

they like dogs more

Because "muh traditional medicine ". Chinks ate and eat bear bile for instance because they think it cures shit, they even thought it could cure Wuhan flu. They will eat literally ANYTHING if they think it has some sort of effect.

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Connecticut within a few miles of where the disease was first discovered.

How come they don't immediately throw up?

Like the second you taste that shit your body would immediately be this doesn't taste good it's probably poising and make you gag/throw up

i thought it was a mercedes
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Same reason small animals are extremely aggressive, they get bullied by bigger animals on a daily basis and it's their only defense mechanism.

You don't think a retard knows it wants loving contact with another creature?