Romance Triss

If you think about it.
Really any woman is a slut if they sleep with Geralt. He is a wanderer with no permanent residence or stable occupation. Like a hobo except he slays monsters.
Or maybe it's more like sleeping with a rock star. Yeah its great sex but no one sleeps with a rock star expecting a permanent relationship and the rock star himself especially doesnt expect it to last. So naturally the women Geralt fuck are local sluts not looking for anything meaningful.

>fucks wrinkly old men
>always eager to "take care" of soldiers

She is the thirsty picture book whore.

>Is it too late?
Nope, just don't romance Triss when you see her again. Now go play

>falling in love with a control freak
based simp

To be fair, alone end is better than Triss end

Yenn end is everything Geralt ever wanted, alone end at least he's free, but Triss end is fuck I keep tripping over all these politics end

He's the perfect manwhore.
>superhuman endurance
>immune to diseases
>infertile
He could probably make more money banging rich broads than killing monsters. Ploughing aristocrats is more dangerous, though.

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>They both leave the greatest Witcher and savior of the world

Why?

Kovir politics are boring literally nothing happens there, it's much safer than working for Foltest.

Sorceresses don't like to share

>grow a spine
>go for the bitch who walks all over you and generally treats everyone like shit
>instead of the qt rapist redhead

Not reading the books and then telling Yennefer to fuck off after the love curse quest is so great

This is a massive failing on CDPR's part to put the opportunity to romance Triss before you even properly get a chance to spend time with and know Yennefer's character. They really should've put the romance quests for each one later in the game.

And yes if you've already slept with Triss it's too late to romance Yen unless you want to fuck both, which won't end well for you if you try. Better reload a save and try again buddy

Devs are triss-fags

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I already romanced her in W1&2. Yen never had a chance.

>you get the forever alone ending
I can assure you that Geralt would not end up alone for long. Pussy comes to him

>love curse
One of the dumbest things in the game.

based and witcher-1 pilled.

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It was there to appease the bookfags while also providing a canonical out for gamefags.

>appease the bookfags
With what? Retarded fanfiction?

>appease the bookfags
>by shitting on and misinterpreting the books

Not the games fault that the books are dumb.

Yen is a cunt and if you fall in love with that bitch then you're a masochistic cuck that deserves pain.

>two nurses
Neutral really is the best choice

If you pick Yen it completely affirms the books and you can quit your bitching. They made the Djinn curse a thing because it was the only way NOT picking Yen made any sense.

Guess that’s why Yen content makes up the bulk of Gerald’s in depth romance arcs.

>Redhead Triss
Fucking whitewashing

The game didn't invent Geralt making a stupid genie wish to bind him to Yen

>The game didn't invent it
Yes it did. The wish didn't force anything on anyone.

This, but Yen.

It's a curse. Unless you're a simp, looking for a abusive relationship.

Triss is both sexier and cuter.

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It's an invisible force pushing them to each other time and again no matter how long they spend apart

Yeah but it changed the wish to be some kind of love potion between him and Yen. She goes on in the quest about wanting to break the djinn's magic to see if she's really in love with Geralt or just under some spell, when that was never what the last wish was really about and the characters always knew that. Geralt just wished for their fates to be intertwined to save Yen from being killed by the djinn.

A man of taste and sophistication

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Wasn't Yen BACKED in the tv-show?

Yen's an indian in the show

A white woman? In a Netflix show? Surely you jest.