Descend into the catacombs

>descend into the catacombs
>retrieve my OG Xbox
>perform the necessary scared rituals of cleaning and recite the litany of awakening to arouse the long dormant machine spirit
>14 years hence has it been since last I played on it
>once powered on, it immediately goes into Halo 2 in less then a minute, no dash, no ads, no updates, no internet connection, no signups, no problems, tries to sell me nothing
And the xbone is supposed to be a better console? could you imagine the AMOUNT of updates you'd have to download if you left an xbone off for 14 years?
Xbox appreciation thread, you DO still have your dino, right?
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i hope you removed the clock capacitor haha. would be shame if it leaked and ruins it haha

It already went I think, it asks for a new time when I unplug it; thankfully it still works

>own PS2
>actually have friends
>actually get pussy
>actually land a well paying job

Smelly Xbot needs to rot with the meleefags

>has no games
>has all these things that someone who plays games wouldnt have
lines up sony-pony

THAT'S the start up intro? Sounds like turning on some kind of industrial machine. Sounds awful.

My dreamcast started crying the other day so I thought I’d give it a spin again. I lit the incense, reached a meditative state and called upon st. Benedict to intercede and disperse the negative energy building in the console. This time I’d left shit too long though, and probably left some malign spirits trapped in the VMU from my chao garden stuff which can be very dangerous is not done carefully, my younger self had no idea about the inter dimensional shit that goes on when you breed chao and I started to panic that my DC had become the processor of some Old Ones incarnation into this world. With nothing to lose I astral projected into the DC and sure enough Benedicts holy aura was waning so I had to take matters into my hands and possess the thing, literally what felt like 30 years of agony as chao spirits tormented me and I had to suffer terrible visions of SEGA mismanagement as the machine fought against me. In the end I won obviously, the console leaked some hair and blood but the bad energy was sent away. Played sonic shuffle and realised why I hate my fucking Dreamcast and turned it off again

PS2 actually had an immense collection of games, you dumb nigger.
Now modern Sony stuff I can agree but PS2 was a solid console.

>Only owned a Ps2
Oh i'm laughin.

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>s controller
Ugh.

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BURN HERETIC

nah i don't remember anymore. in certain models you have to open it and rip and tear it off. or at least that's what people suggest usually.

HUEG

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That’s nothing compared to what neogeo owners go through

Greatest console of all time

anyone buy that USB duke? how is it?

>duke covers my entire lap
>have to move the sticks with both hands
comfy

I don't believe anyone on this site meets the criteria

I always found the duke comfy and I have short, stubby, sausage can lift 100 pounds and botch surgery fingers for a guy my size

i know, i like the duke. i meant that reproduction USB one they did recently

needs to drop that cheesy lcd shit

"Hence" means "from here", as in "14 years from now", not "14 years ago".

i dont care about that if the controller is a faithful remake

>all those shitty remakes that get churned out
>nobody does ports or old console exclusives any more

Just give me fucking JSRF already!

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Holy fuck, I didn't know there was one. I want it.

we'll never get it. all i want is just backwards compatibility.

>only way to play the old Xbox exclusives is either get a Bone and hope they're on backwards compatibility
>or buy a xbox hueg and a TV with component inputs since the hdmi mods are all garbage
life is suffering

You should remove them on all except the final motherboard revision. It won't boot if you remove it on that one.

I pray to Phil every night hoping he works his magic and somehow gets jsrf as a backwards compatible game when they restart bringing games back at launch

i would literally buy a bone just to play this fucking game again

It doesn't have the heft of the original sadly, but it is very responsive.

yeah i have mine modded at my parent's house
when i come to visit i play doa2u against my mum

PS2 was the most vanilla console that every normie faggot has so it's expected you'd have one user. Chads play on Xbox or Gamecube when it comes to 6th gen.

xbox was the last console with SOUL

then you're an even bigger fool than the larpers

Hell yeah I still have mine with my whole library all well kept. Last good console generation, and this was the best of them. Only people who disagree are europoors, 3rd worlders who only bought PS2 for a cheap DVD player and soccer games, and straight up gooks because of nepotism can't buy the white man's console.

You can bet with all certainty that JSRF will be BC on Series X. Maybe even Gunvalkyrie too. What I want most is for achievements on OG Xbox games like Sony has for their PS2 releases on PS4. Would probably limit the amount of BC Xbox games so I'd rather it be an after thought for now