*talk on mic*

gonna need sauce

This happened to me, and I don't even smoke or drink

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>talk on mic
>mom starts screaming on the other room
>sister starts listening to brazilian country music on full volume
>dogs start barking
>mfw

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>get on voice
>''Hey dude what's up''
>can't reply
>''Hey? you there?''
Every single time, I fucking hate this shit, I hate my voice and I hate my anxiety

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I want to fuck an animesissy

...

based anxietybro

You guys are just prison gay. Isolation is a hell of a drug.

They're all 200KG+ hairy fat neckbeards or horrendous tranny versions of said fat fucks, i personally wouldn't bother my fellow user.

Only female girls here, user

>Talk on mic
>get called an old fart and to fuck off
Fuck you you 12 year old niggers

>talk on mic
>your accent gets made fun of
FUCK OFF

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>talk on mic
>no one says anything funny or postable to r/Yas Forums

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>Have german accent
>Talk english in voice
>People in voice start yelling HEIL HEIL SIEG HEIL HEIL HITLER HITLER HITLER KRIEG JA JA JA
Getting really tired of this shit

OH user YOU HAVE SUCH A FUNNY ACCENT AND YOU SOUND SO NERVOUS AND AUTISTIC CUTEE

>talk on microphone
>"user, you sound like gilbert gottfried"
Also, I unironically love listening to people with strong accents. There's just something so charming about them to me, it doesn't matter what sort of accent it is.

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She just wants attention, thats how women are. a woman will NEVER have sex with these losers in their discords. Why would they when they can just keep you as a plaything for attention(because she knows you'll give it to her because your a beta) while she gets dick IRL.

wait until you run into a high pitched chinese dude. most annoying shit EVER

And daily reminder, no women on these "discord servers" ever in their entire life will have sex with you losers either. There getting fucked on tinder while you are in discord with them, so don't even think you have a chance.

>talk on mic
>"You sound like a girl or a tranny, which is it?"

>No more fucking around lads, this is match point
>"Cheeki breeki say something funny"
cyкa im trying to play the game here not be your clown for half an hour

We are not talking about women you idiot.

This. You aren’t an anime girl OP you retarded fuck

>don't have english as mother language
>only talk in private calls with people i like
>when its time to get on vc with other people i just dont talk
>the dude im comfortable with gets in, after some time wonders why im not using voice and starts messing around
>turn on mic
>barely talk
>bro leaves
>everyone starts joking and shit-talking him and other close people

I just dont like using vc with people that are two faced to other people. Am I simply just a schizo and overthinking this shit?

literally me

that just makes you gay then, but always remember, you are nothing to these women and will always remain nothing. These women on (((discord))) would never talk to you IRL or be around you in any romantic way. Also post tits.

Why are Yas Forumsirgins like this?

Happens too often.

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nothing is wrong with you

WHAT FUCKING WOMEN

Heil hitler, comrade ;)

It literally took me months to get over this shit and this was talking to IRL friends I'd known for years at this point. Of course this was when I was an autistic teenager. I don't go on voice chat with randoms ever because I don't really play competitive team games without friends and don't see the point otherwise.

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>have one chance at life
>born a german
OHONONONONONONONONONONO

>he doesn't use text for communications

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I just tell everyone I don't have a mic. I can't speak English and people make fun of my accent all the time.
Makes it hard to climb in any game or play competitively in general
I wish I knew how to English

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women on video games/video game communities. These women wouldn't give these VRchat fags with their anime avatars the time of day IRL. also post tits or gtfo

>talk on mic
>hey, whos the girl?

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>tongue literally too stiff to pronounce some english words
>end up trying to pronounce some words 3-4 times before I give up and just say it weirdly

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post discords

based turbo autist that cant read context

Embrace it, become the Nazi you were born to be!

what do you speak?

steamcommunity.com/
id/
Tomoko

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Mongolian throat singing
Finnish

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Just play alone, like me.

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I don't posses mammary glands.

>girl tiredly jerks off you
Hot.

Do the presence of prepositions in English upset you?

yeah mate fucked any roo's lately mate mate

Oh yeah, if anyone who lives in the SF South Bay Area knows the chinese food chain Mr. Chau's, I've met the Mr. Chau. He really does look and sound like his caricature on the commercials. It's hilarious.

Nobody is talking about women you fucking autistic nigger. We all know they're shit, we're talking about fucking cute boys and girly sounding boys fuck off with this female girl bullshit. Nobody fucking buys the kike "women are supposed to have sex with men" nonsense, we all know boys are superior to fuck.

just ignore the incel

Don't worry, people still understand you.
t.

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I'm a Fin too and had comically bad english pronounciation but after using it more in school + I had a friend visit me from other country it improved drastically. There are still some words that idk how to pronounce and they just end up awkward but still.

literally me, when I tried to deal with some uni stuff on the phone I was asked if I do it for my son

that's gay also this is Yas Forums so fuck you.

Finnish accents are beautiful.

>n- ni-... ni-
>....neeger.

It’s online you fake.

>Discord
They don't even add your facebook or twitter?
Lame nerd lmao

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Don't worry, I have mastered all the slurs.

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>nobody posted their voice yet
Lmao

That and elementary phrases like "he's over there" and stuff are all you need in online gaming, honestly. If someone starts insulting you, just yell slurs at them.

Don't say that, user.

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literally me, I usually just stay quiet

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