Pick one to protect you

Pick one to protect you.

The other three are coming to kill you.

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47. If he disguises himself as me it won't matter if he loses. They'll think I'm dead.

Gimme the GEP gun.

Well gordon defeated a alien enslaver that had mental powers so him

>bribe CJ with Cluckin Bell
>have meta conversation with JC Denton. Survive because it ends up counting as a cutscene
>don't attack Gordon and survive because he has no beef with humans that aren't trying to apprehend him
>47 kills me anyway even if I pick him because I'm the target

You cannot win

Do i get to hear that sweet bass guitar solo if I choose Gordon?

Also, is this starting out characters, or endgame?

GEP Gun

Anyone who doesn't choose JC, is already dead.

In terms of combat skill, JC is the strongest here.
In terms of favored by fate and luck, CJ is the best.
I will go with Denton, assuming endgame with max upgrades. RPG heroes are always supreme.

Freeman has got to be the luckiest motherfucker in the galaxy so him 100% plus he doesnt talk.

Endgame.

JC then. Fighter jets can't do shit if they're [silently] taken down with a FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER.

[What does G.E.P. even stand for, anyway?

Gust Enother Parasite
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JC is probably canonically the strongest here due to his augs, and might be able to sniff out 47 so him. Caveat being that Gordon is beast in his own games. The amount of shit he accomplishes is on a whole other level than the others.

Gordon only gets anywhere by being the right man in the wrong place. He's not good for everything, he's a specialist.

Lol all of them are fuck ups desu

JC Denton. He has the Stealth, Speed and Strength nano-augmentations and can easily dispatch the rest in seconds with his mastered skills. 47, CJ and Gordon Freeman are too delicate in comparison.

Tough pick between CJ and Gordon.

Can CJ use cheat codes or not? If he can he's literally an invincible god.

Gordan's helpers always die, not a good start

>use cheat codes
Then anyone by default is invincible god.

No he can't.

I'll take JC

JC, I made this pepe yesterday

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mistah peh pee denton in da fresh

but what if this JC took the swimming skill instead of equipping a re-breather [/spoilers]

>>don't attack Gordon and survive because he has no beef with humans that aren't trying to apprehend him
That's only if you fight pussified HL2 Gordon. HL1 Gordon was meant to be a blank slate for the player to be whoever he wants including a murderous psychopath

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Denton. Sometimes you've got to make a silent takedown.

People die around Gordon all the time, probably 47

Holy shit you're so fucking funny posting pepe xddd

didn't he get lucky / have help?

give em gold

A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat

There is really no way to outsmart 47
Nigga is playing 4D chess at all times

CJ with two double-barrelled shotguns instantly reloading by switching weapons quick is literally unstoppable and the deadliest of the four.

epic gamer showdown

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47: More in the business of killing than protecting
JC: Renowned for his ability to move on after the people who need him fucking bite it.
Gordon: Fails to keep people alive constantly, allegedly kills them sometimes, though you might be OK if G-Man declares you a "human asset"
CJ: Mission fails if an escort dies, unless it's a cutscene.

I'll take CJ