Why haven't you bought my game yet, dork? Am I gonna have to bust your balls again?
Why haven't you bought my game yet, dork? Am I gonna have to bust your balls again?
Daniel Campbell
Camden Brooks
sorry, but I don't play video games
Hudson Anderson
I bought it, feels unfinished.
How the hell am I supposed to beat the events alone?
Jack Wright
I don't know what this game is
Ian Cook
The games is called?
John King
Onanism, a 3rd person shooter by some frog.
Jacob Russell
No thanks I'm an adult and not a pedophile.
Logan Ross
But I have, now where is the update?
Are the events beatable? I thought they were endless.
James Foster
Some are more soloable than others, but they're meant for more players. Either play with your little sister or wait for the online update.
Robert Fisher
Rent free
Luke Long
>I'm not a pedo, I swear!
Parker Hall
>where is the update?
This week for sure.
Jason Rodriguez
Add the map asap please
Joshua Lee
Where is this cunny from?
Jason Gonzalez
Onirism is an Action/Adventure game where you play as Carol, a little girl full of energy and imagination with an attitude.
One night, she is waken up by a strange portal appearing in her bedroom. A mysterious creature emerges from it and steals her Bunbun plushie away !
Without any hesitation, Carol goes through the portal to chase it. She ends up in Crearia, a fantastic world inhabited by strange lifeforms.
Kevin Williams
Are there actually people who think this isn't pedo bait?
The devs literally advertised the game with a picture of a real life girl in a swimsuit.
Heck, the game is called "Onanism"
Sebastian Phillips
But I did buy it. Gib update so I can collect more shit.
Liam Peterson
This game sure is a whale of a good time.
Gavin Murphy
you must be gay then cause every kid has had a crush on a little girl whether it was when they were young or older
Christopher Clark
Open this pic and pretend you're playing in the new area.
Gavin Cox
>noooooo not the hecking pixels they cant consent
Tyler Cruz
>not playing games with little girls
>not putting them in cute outfits
Jaxon Powell
>muh cute
KYS
Jayden Sullivan
She is pretty hot
Anthony Morales
The tweet with the girl was not from the dev.
Onirism means being in a dream-like state.
Elijah Campbell
Would fuck the merchant doll.
Adam Smith
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT THE CUNNERINO IN A CUTE HOODIE
Landon Diaz
Hey, I know you!
Arent you that bitch from A hat in time?
Nathan Reed
based pedoposting
Matthew Cooper
Is this a porn game?
It better be a porn game.
I want to see that cunny fucked.
Gavin Cox
It isn't. It's wholesome all the way through.
Liam Smith
Wasted potential.
She looks like prime SFM material tho.
Austin Baker
How am I expected to play with with my little sis when half the enemies are monster girls with big tits?
Eli Martin
how many people have bought your game? it unironically looks fun
Josiah Taylor
Who exactly is the market for games like this and A Hat in Time where the PC is a little girl?
Leo Kelly
It's a French game, what did you expect?
Jack Cooper
This, I'm only on vuh to complain about games I never play.
Benjamin Reyes
>buying earlyaccess games
>playing earlyaccess games
Release it first.
Wyatt Ward
I thought that was hat but I was mistaken.
Gavin Turner
Onanism literally means «masturbation» in Norwegian
Ryder Davis
Me
Nolan Baker
No one cares about your literally who country lmao.
Carter Young
It has a lot of content and solid gameplay for an unfinished game.
Elijah Foster
I like cunny, but the art style is just atrocious, frankly. I can't play an ugly game.
Caleb Sullivan
I don't usually buy EA games, but I support cunnycore no matter what.
Thomas Cruz
Is this actually a level in the game? Smells like copyright infringement.
Levi Lopez
Not making any exceptions.
Unless they add a mode where the little girls can kiss each other.
Julian Ward
It took me 9 hours to play to the end of the current content, after looking for secrets/pickups and playing the events a bit I'm up to 21 hours. That's pretty good as it is. The game's going to be longer than Unreal at this rate.
Cameron Torres
That's the joke, ya dingus.
The game is called Onirism
Brayden Lewis
Still better than Splatoon. Not a high bar, admittedly. But she does look cute from the back, and this is a TPS.
Hudson Sanders
Yeah it's a halloween-themed survival map
Jaxon Anderson
It's just a poster for one of the survival maps in the game. Calm down, jew. It's not grounds for a lawsuit.
Alexander Campbell
maybe bram stoker's estate can sue konami for the existence of castlevania then