Saul Goodman now represents the antagonist of the last game you played in court. Can he successfully defend his client?
Saul Goodman now represents the antagonist of the last game you played in court. Can he successfully defend his client?
Grayson Gomez
Chase Harris
nah. jimmy be slippin' doe
Blake Howard
>Nemesis?
>No..."friend", would be much more fitting.
>Our angry police thug, Ms. Valentine over here was suffering from a bad "dinner date" she was having at home alone during her "quarantine".
>The pizza she got from the boys down at the station was a little cold...NOT my client's fault by the way.
>Just a touch too temperate, and Ms. Valentine decides to go on Yelp to leave a 1 star review for my Client's employer Umbrella Pizza.
>1 STAR?!
>Now, now this would be deserved if my client did in fact fudge the delivery but he got to his initial destination—Brad—Immediately! It was Brad who then took-his-time in getting the pizza to her.
>Two destination delivery??...that's not ideal for these normally delicious, piping pies.
>Brad Vickers was probably ironing that sleeveless yellow number of his and forgot to get the pizza to Jill speedy-quick...and was too chicken to admit he let it get cold.
>So what does my client do?
>He personally tracks down Ms. Valentine upon reading the bad review and offers an on-the-spot Heat up.
>A little unorthodox, sure, but dedicated if i say so myself!
>And Ms. Valentine knew exactly what he was there for. She left a bad review and he was there to make it right.
>Stars.
>That's what this was all about. Yelp Stars! He said it right from the get-go and yet Ms. Valentine freaked out and started rolling all around him.
>Rolling!
>Scary right?!
>Who here wouldn't feel a little threatened...maybe reach for THEIR rocket launcher?
>I know I would!
>Are you saying....
*rolls towards jury*
>THAT YOU WOULDN't?!!?
>I thought so
>I rest my case
Grayson Foster
template for Saul?
Christian James
So far season 5 has been a lot more tame than they were hyping it up to be. Even season 4 had more going on, and that's saying something. The majority of this season has been Mike going through a rut, and Jimmy and Kim straining their relationship. Only the last two or three episodes have had any real development.
Aiden Garcia
Sneed (Formerly Chuck [formerly alive]) McGill
Liam Carter
>that montage where Jimmy pulls more and more absurd legal claims to defend the house of General Carville
pure gold
Landon Ramirez
But it taught me that Eminem stole his beat for My Name Is
Hunter Anderson
Joseph Myers
you should have realized that anyway, you think rappers make their own beats? no, they sample it from other places. not that it is inherently bad though
James Hall
Jimmy would be right at home in Team Rocket's ranks as their go-to guy to defend them. Too bad I don't have the wit to come up with his dialogue.
Alexander Parker
It might be a tough one but I'm sure Jimmy can work his magic.
Joshua Kelly
I mean, we've got 5 year olds running around making their pet monster RATS bite other people's monsters in the neck, in a pokemon fight that, MIND YOU, starts when they look at you and without your consent... And after which you're supposed to hand over your CASH in an experience closer to getting mugged than an RPG battle...
But we can't use the monsters for a greater purpose? Come on now. Let's all stop being hypocritical bastards for a minute and cut Team rocket some, if not all, slack.
Tyler James
Kino
Jaxson Scott
Nahhh. No way Saul can successfully defend Volgin of all people.
Jace Reed
>Yelp Stars
kek
Xavier Martin
Is it a good time to start watching season 5? I was waiting for all caps to be out...
Carson Kelly
>Corrupt Police Officer
Yeah, Tenpenny would be getting off even if he defended himself.
Gavin Barnes
>attacked by cia, gay, russian
just do a spin on homophobia and red scare being overblown
David Russell
>Wedge is voiced by Badger from breaking bad
>has this line
Squeenix is fucking based
Carson Ross
Yeah it’s really good so far, last weeks episode was fantastic.
Nathan Thompson
not unless he has huell eat the metal gear and regurgitate it in Raikov's backyard, framing him for the entire thing. Snake disguised as Raikov would then be forced to impersonate Raikov in the courtroom
Aiden Taylor
>"a strict, but caring father who gave his children the miracuouls and unique! ability to talk with pokémon...!"
Blake Morris
Allegedly based
Carson Fisher
>was drunkenly playing Blood Money tutorial at 3AM last night
So, he's defending MISTER CLARENCE? Dis gon be gud.
Carson Nguyen
Who does he have to defend if my last game was Bloodborne?
Alexander Gutierrez
>Saul has to defend every demon in hell
Michael Edwards
>the prosecutor is Agent 47 disguised as a lawyer
"Please, look at the photograph, Mr. Clarence."
"I'm so sorrye!"
>thwap
Julian Hall
kek
Carter Ross
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what we have here is simply a case of a very minor domestic misunderstanding. The prosecution keeps using a certain word: kidnapping. Kidnapping!? These two lovebirds are engaged! It's not like he's some stranger who snatched her off of the street! So maybe they hit a little bump in the road, and the romance isn't what it used to be. Is it really a crime to try and rekindle that spark? Who among us hasn't done something just a little be crazy in the name of love? Sure, maybe this little trip out with the missus wasn't entirely consensual, and that's a mistake for which my client is very sorry. But kidnapping!? If anyone's the kidnapper here it's this 'Gene' fellow. I have it on very good authority that the lovely Miss Olivia threatened him with an axe on multiple occasions! With that sort of firecracker as your fiance, can you really blame my client for being extra cautious in putting her in a magic prison? It just seems like common sense to me. Now, there are a bunch of unproven allegations that my client killed a bunch of people to get that nifty little arm of his. Of course we only have the word of Olivia, his currently enraged fiance, as evidence of this. But let's just remember that these alleged 'victims' were part of a cult! A cult devoted to these dismembered limbs! Who knows what kind of shady things they got up to! Does that sound like a healthy place to get married and start a family? From where I'm standing, if my client did have some hand in whatever happened to those people, well frankly it seems like they had it coming! The overzealous prosecution has further attempted to slander my client by saying he consorts with demons. Well, who doesn't have a few coworkers that are less than upstanding citizens!? Should we fault Mr. Azel for the actions of people that he merely works alongside? That doesn't sound very American to me!"
Aiden Gonzalez
Why doesn’t Saul just hire Mike to blow up the Metal Gear?
Xavier Reed
he represents the endless cycles of reincarnation?
Ian Smith
He could probably do it desu