FF7 Remake

What part of this piece of shit is ok to you?

Alright nevermind buddy

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What are you so upset about?

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>GET HIM BOYS HE'S FUCKIN WITH THE TIMELINE

It would be funny if it wasn't so shit.
I fucking hate living in a timeline where we were SO close to getting a great ff7 remake, yet they opted to instead fuck with the story and at the end even open it up wide for 100% crazyness, no more rules no more even pretending to be faithful to anything

Fuck the fans. Do anything to increase pre-orders and initial sales because only the next 3 months matters.
t. Squeenix shareholders.

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we weren't close at all

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Wouldn't the game have sold just as well without time ghosts in it?
And wouldn't it ensure part 2 and onwards will sell MUCH better than they will now?

It's not a remake anyway, that much is settled. at least

youtube.com/watch?v=BziAKqMoBBw&feature=emb_title

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Yes. Yes. They tried to fix a grandfather clock by taping a wristwatch on it.

BECAUSE DIFFERENT AND THEREFORE EXCITING NOW DIFFERENT EXCITING OMG ITS SO AMAZING NOW THE SHILLS HAVE CONVINCED ME DIFFERENT IS BERTER

Oh yeah, I remember that perfectly groomed hipster-looking extremely helpful and cheerful item shop owner who looks like he just got back from Panera Bread from the original game.

based

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HELLL YEAH MAN FUCK THIS RETARDS
GETTING EXCTIED OVER...OVER....A DEEEEEMAKEEEEEE
DEEEEEMAKEEE FUCK NOMURA MAN FUCK GHOSTS AJNNIES HAHA GHOST JANNIES!!! HAHAHA NOMURA NOMURA KINGDOM HEARTS DEEEMAKDEEEEMAKEDEEEMAKEEEE

This but ironically

Ever since I found out that Nomura was directing, I knew something bad was going to happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=BziAKqMoBBw good summary of why this is all so shit

Do people forget about the voices from the future that talk to cloud?
Sure making them dementors was fucking dumb

hilarious, way better than becoming a tranny after playing a blood elf

>Nomura literally living rent free on Yas Forumsedditors heads
Madman became Sephiroth

just play the original...?

Doesnt matter OP, the zoomer generation will eat anything up. At least the original still exists.

yeah but we all wanted to play with better graphics and shit or do u not understand whata remake is fuckhead

Thanks for the idea, you fucking imbecile.
Every single thread there's at least one clown who goes "uhhh the original still exists".
Good job. We know that.

That doesn't change the fact that we wanted a remake with new graphics at all.

Speaking of Sephiroth didn't he basically not give a fuck who Cloud was in the original? Pretty sure he was just concerned with his goals, he wasn't fucking with Cloud constantly like some emo Freddie Kreuger.

I understand remakes, but I also like remakes that don't invalidate the original.

what a massive pile of shit

why wont nomura let me play the same game thats been out for 20 years :(((((((((((((

just hang yourself?

He's having a mental breakdown after realizing the game he waited over a decade for is a massive disappointment and everyone hates it

>mfw all the autistic Final Faggotry fans are getting shit on hard
I love it

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Yes, but this Sephiroth already knows what's going to happen

he will pay for his crimes. and his shill army will be executed alongside him

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>nomura initially thought he wasn't the director
>he found out he was and proceeded to shit all over it

>Yas Forums shitting on FF7
Is there no end to your contrarianism?

Remake story >>>>of story you're just a "me like old thingy" kinda person

The worst part isn't really just this game alone, its where they intend to take the story from here.
How many parts are they planning? Because they barely scratched the surface of 1/10th the original game, yet crammed in so much Sephiroth and spoilers for later on that it seems like they're trying to rush this into a two part thing. I really hope that's not the case but probably is knowing Nomura. No world map for you.

This is the issue people have, the implications are pretty serious with all this meta bullshit they threw in at the end. Is this some kind of alternate reality sequel? Or is it really retconning the original and crisis core (dont really care about the latter)?
It's just so unnecessary. All Nomura had to do was recreate the original with no changes and LITERALLY NOBODY would be complaining. But of course he did anyway because: Nomura.

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The graphics are part of the original you fucking moron. Why are the graphics allowed to change but nothing else? Are you retarded or just 11?

FF7R isn't ff7

First of all, we're shitting on FF7R, not FF7. Because it ISN'T a faithful FF7 remake at all.

Second, it's not contrarian to do so, even bigger publications like Eurogamer are starting to do so, coupled with other places like gamefaqs and reddit also hating on the story changes.

Watching all you trannys seethe over this is hilarious. Hope he pushes it even further with the next game and maybe it'll push some of you freaks to off yourselves.

why do we have to go through this every day with you shills?

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Old things are usually better tho. This applies here too.

You are actually mentally ill if you don't understand the difference between reimagining the original with modern graphical capabilities and changing the story with alternate dimensions, future sight sephiroth and time travel ghosts.
Legitimately kill yourself, you are worthless.

I'd say thanks for confirming Yas Forums is now reddit, but this place turned into reddit years ago.

>gamefaqs and reddit
then why don't you go back there you fucking faggot

Nobody is shitting on FF7 Mr. Strawman, people are upset because they love FF7 and are justifiably disappointed with the convoluted rewriting of the plot into some meta-melodrama.

I understand that you're child that can't play anything made before 2010.

>inb4 it goes into an indefinite hiatus

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I'll repeat what I said: End your life.

get off the board newfag

Stop taking the bait user

Holy fuck nomura betrayed the fans so much he broke them

Well good thing it isn't popular then. Literally 90%+ of all people who played it fucking despise the ending and story changes.

Phew, we're safe to hate on it!

why don't you prove how shitting on FF7R is contrarian when everyone else hates it too