>Freeman pls fuck my daughter.
Who else would unironically want their grandchildren to have the DNA of Gordon Freeman?
Freeman pls fuck my daughter
I want my asshole to have Gordon Freeman's DNA.... if you get what i'm saying *wink*.
I'm talking about his sperm!
I don't want grandchildren or children of any variety because I'm a thinking individual and not a fucking virus.
>Would you like something nudged in a particular direction?
Chris Redfield
based and debirupilled
turns out Gordon Freeman actually has a micropenis
what's really weird is the fact that in Black Mesa Gordon was 20 something years old while Alyx was just a baby. I suppose the Gman told Eli about Gordon's stasis?
So you're saying all the intelligent people should just let the retards breed? Shouldn't it be the opposite?
Eugenics didn't really work and some pointless breed-off between intellectuals and idiots wouldn't be the play even if it did. Nobody should have children, simple as.
>503351551
>eugenics didn't really work
humanity hasn't seriously committed to any kind of eugenics program long-term, the closest we've gotten is voluntary inbreeding from various nobility across the world. you know what did work as eugenics and selection though? LIVESTOCK
>Freeman, you have to rape the G-Man
Gordon wouldnot want to have his genes mixed with a negros
>PhD in theoretic physics
Having children is a fundamental of the human experience. What a strange way to look at it
Gordon is a fuckface. I hate that fuck who is always late to work, always looked retarded with that fucking ponytail, who is not capable of any high iq jobs, but for some reason let inside with actual scientists. Fuck you Gordon.
>now every other franchise has to be Chris and Leon cause Yas Forums can only rehash shit until reddit catches up on it.
This shit is no longer funny.
well, me
I think Gordon's stasis is obvious to everyone anyway since he still appears as a 27 year old man 20 years later.
I like how reddit can't even steal it because it includes the word Fag in NO WAY FAG
You're not having children or grandchildren because you can never get the chance to perform the action which will bring you offsprings, loser, incel, also have sex.
>ahh gordon there you are. we have alyx set up in the sex chamber for you
>we've boosted the mood with various lubricants, devices, and scented candles to help you both. bit of a gamble but we need the extra chance to make this work.
>the administrator is very concerned that we get a conclusive release of genetic material for optimal procreation.
>she's waiting for you gordon. in the sex chamberrrrrrrrrrrrr
So this is why HECU busted black mesa, they were abusing kids
>This shit is no longer funny.
t.Yas Forums 10 years ago
>animeposter
>that post
>Gordon, I heard that cracka' ass in blue suit going make my daughter a prison lover of some Marine with Gas Mask.
>He told me that Marine has fetish for dead woman in gimp suit, we gotta stop him, playa!
wasnt she a baby back then?
also, what the fuck was a baby doing in black mesa Eli!?
Darwinism can take many forms.
Where others are stomped by more powerful organisms, have gone sterile because of bad genetics or simply fail to attract a mates to fail at their biological mission, this dude literally philosophized himself out of the gene pool.
or so he tells himself to cope because it's actually one of the other three
t. mallorie
Do you all think that the next Half Life be be titled Half Life 3, or will it get an undertitle like Alyx?
Or maybe Valve will call it Half Life 4, with the Windows 10 logic.
Dude, shut the fuck up about Half-Life 3 already.
It's been 16 fucking years, it's not coming out until Gabe dies.
> it's not coming out
>"Come on Gordon. We got work to do."
People are speculating it'll be something about Shephard.
Is opposing force even canon?
Op4 isn't canon and believing speculation about a franchise that tears down and rewrites games several times is retarded.
Good for you. It's always great to hear when some retarded faggot is at least smart enough to put himself out of the genepool.
The chances of Valve going back into their old habit of silencing themselves for years is high enough for me to remain skeptical
But since it isn’t the typical Half Life cliffhanger ending, maybe they have the drive to make good in their word
Can’t jump to any conclusions for a studio like this
She time traveled back.
It's Schrödinger's canon, Valve neither can call it a canon nor noncanon.