Do you prefer your crowbar thick or thin, Yas Forums?
Do you prefer your crowbar thick or thin, Yas Forums?
Tyler Rivera
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Aiden Brooks
the one on the far left is really long for some reason so thats cringe
the other ones are based
Luis Campbell
why do they keep reusing this shit other than I RECOGNIZE THAT WEAPON? it was a make shift weapon gordon stumbled onto that worked as a last resort.
Brayden Hughes
I CLAPPED! AS SOON AS I SAW THE CROWBAR I CLAPPED!
Jaxson Peterson
if I can stick it in my ass, it's good to go!
Christian Mitchell
The half life 2 attack animation is one of the most retarded things i have ever seen. Not only does it lack any weight, it also is one of the worst ways you could use a crowbar as a weapon.
Hudson Harris
>never has to use it for its intended purpose a single time
Owen Ortiz
>black
>white
>asian
Benjamin Thompson
Thin
Nolan Taylor
Are you that fucking obsessed with cocks you can not look at something without seeing phallic shapes everywhere? You waste of fucking skin.
Nathan Perry
middle is perfect
Jackson Evans
Why pry a crate open when you can pulverize it to woody gibs?
Jacob Morales
I prefer it CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
Hudson Sullivan
hl1 sound and attack speed with the hl2 model
Gabriel Cruz
never saw a crowbar that was checkered in my life
Sebastian Thompson
seething chink
Jaxson Jenkins
Doesn't matter, as long as I can crowbar corpses at mach speed.
Grayson Perez
based asshole poster
Ian Cook
In Half-Life 2 Barney gives Gordon a crowbar (not *the* crowbar, just *a* crowbar with similar coloring) in jest, but also because that's the best weapon they had on hand in Kleiner's lab.
Out-of-universe it's for brand recognition.
Jason Scott
because every mascot character for a serie gotta have an iconic weapon , for gordon it was the crowbar
Joshua Foster
Checkered? Son, do you need to install Counterstrike Source?
Dominic Stewart
Actually its supposed to be THE crowbar
>I think you dropped this in Black Mesa
Which doesn't make sense since you didn't drop it in Black Mesa
Leo Parker
user. That's a joke. Barney is joking.
Michael Gonzalez
>What is joking.
Ryan Adams
The thickness doesn't bug me, but the hook-ness does. Why would anything short of a 90 degree angle me useful?
Hunter Mitchell
It's just a random crowbar. Hell, Barney even gives you another crowbar in episode 1.
Liam Morris
fuck, marry, kill
in that order
Carson Williams
perfect
Luke Baker
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Nicholas Perry
The right one is way to looped looks fucking weird.
Joshua Hill
Camden Rivera
why not kill, marry, fuck?