HAY /v, /biz here any of you playing bannerlords. I am looking for some people to play online with...

HAY /v, /biz here any of you playing bannerlords. I am looking for some people to play online with. It is cool game but full of broken promises , like half of my crypto bags, he he. I made you this meme

love /biz

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go make money stupid

but I made money , now I can be degerate and play vyida all day. I have so much free time, I might even start watching anime. toodles

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make more money stinky

Why it's so fucking hard to hit people from horseback in this game?

Get a longer weapon dumbass.

Since it's set in the times before Warband, everyone is very short, just like they were in real life. So since your horse is tall and people are short, unless you have a long weapon, you won't hit the short people.
Solution: Grab the long weapon and hit the short people.

But I could hit fuckers just fine in Warband.
That makes sense.

So the last surviving member of the Southern empire (who we're at war with) is holed up in one of our fiefs. The bitch won't fucking come out, I just want to cut her damn head off. Any tips on what to do? How can I get her to come outside?

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Game still runs like shit. Feels bad, mang.

Also remember that they've refined the way that hit detection works (for the most part, but there are still times where the AI will overhead and somehow smack your horse hard with a 71 reach weapon or whatever while your swing just almost barely connects). So, while using a spear or a lance, release a little bit before when you would on Warband. The momentum helps to carry it through. I've also seen better results when preparing a thrust later on in the pass, but that might just be a confirmation bias thing.

frens? :'(

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>day 377
>still at Neretze's folly 8/10
>2 lords required
>several lords are in castles as prisoners
>ask for the quest
>"sorry I'm not allowed to speak to you"
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD QUEST?

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MY STRONG INDEPENDENT WARRIOR WOMAN CONQUERED 5 TOWNS AND 5 CASTLES BUT NOW SHE IS ALL ALONE WITH NO FAMILY AND 50 YEARS OLD, SHE IS LITERALLY GOING IN BIG ARMIES AND CLICKING ALL THE GENERALS TO MARRY HER OLD ASS

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but I can do both. one monitor for shitcoins , and one for bannerlords

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hope you find this thread user. you kind of can, but not entirely. there's a body slider mod that lets you get a bit beefy as a lady, but not ripped. then for armor hillmen, battanian falxman, young wolf, and sturgian ulfhednar have the most revealing armor that I've seen
nexusmods.com/mountandblade2bannerlord/mods/118

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>can't even fight 4 looters on the campaign since the game stutters everytime i hit an enemy
The weird thing is that the custom battle mode runs smooth as butter.

yup 7 years of development. i am getting dayz vibes here

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Dunno but it's fucking garbage compared to the way it worked in Warband.

Agreed. It's like the weapons lack weight so it's hard to get the timing right.

if the user I asked about this before was correct, its because higher weapon stats gave reach outside of the weapon model in warband. it was the same with shields which was more noticeable, and i think theres a perk in bannerlord that gives shields more coverage. but now the weapon model and NPC model have to actually connect. essentially, you just have to aim downward much more while on horseback, but weapon length is also much more important

what happens if you talk to her in the keep?

Height slider was a mistake

go into beta branch 1.1.0 and I'll play with you, assuming there are enough people in that branch to find a game. I'll go check. whats your steam ID?

>WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD QUEST?
its actually pretty good to establish the lore and familiarize people with the factions a bit. but after the first time its useless, so idk why they dont have straight sandbox mode from the get-go as an option yet

If I gave myself 100k skill could I hit someone on the other side of the map in warband?

>its because higher weapon stats gave reach outside of the weapon model in warband.
This isn't true. Weapon reach is an independent variable in calculations and proficiency does not increase it in Warband. Proficiency increases the playback speed of the animation.

i get the "i wish to discuss something" option which goes no where and the "fancy a game of whatever its called", that's it

update: 14 players searching for a game in 1.1.0. goddammit, i dont want to switch the branch every time i switch between sp and mp

Shut the fuck up cryptocuck

I think that lords should be able to recruit from "ransom pools" like whenever a prisoner is ransomed they sit in a pool where they can have their ransom paid by a lord to enlist in the lord's army and if a week or so goes by with nobody paying they disappear as going into the slave trade

Either git gud or get a longer reach weapon.

I think you should be imprisoned and taught punctuation.

punctuation is for when I'm not on the shitter

>/v
>/biz
>/biz
>wojak
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Is learning Calradian chess worth it? I feel like a brainlet when playing it.