'Tis cold in my tent.
'Tis cold in my tent
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well shit Morrigan, i cant control the weather
We're all cold, princess. We're camping, not at an inn.
Then get a thicker blanket
Is there anything more patrician making a woman go from a cold bitch to a caring wife and mother with the power of your dick?
not living through some character in a videogame when it comes to romance
Making her do so via Loghain's dick.
She's not good enough for you.
I just love this in media and in real life, though i've only managed to accomplish it once
Morrigan hit so many chords with me that nowadays i'm still turned on by i guess the "tsundere" type of girls and those ones are always the ones i prefer to go for
>why yes i let loghain impregnate morrigan while i watched how could you tell
just drain ma nuts already you witch bitch
Here I gave you your response now you can stop repeating the same joke you make every thread
>not living through some character in a videogame when it comes to romance
All she wants is your seed, you know.
Gay choice.
leliana is best
I wonder how many weird 2010 gamer girls got a fetish thrill from having their BF Alistair knock her up
Oh, well I can put more wood on the fire if you want.
>tfw oblivious
Even when Tali hit on me in ME2 I wouldn't have picked up on it if not for dialog prompts and Kelly
Her and Loghain's VAs are both Quarian admirals in the Mass Effect series and they sound exactly the same as in DA, Bioware seem to love reusing their actors.
She's sexy as fuck too, and an implied villainess. (too bad that was cut in ME3)
B8
>Got my ex-wife heavily into DA:O arounf 2015 or so.
>Fell in love with Alistair, HARD
>Human noble, made him king.
She did not take the ritual well at all. She refused to play for about a week.
>implied
Well her follow-up quest in ME3 was cut
>Are you sleeping with him, Tali? Somebody get her suit popped on pilgrimage?
Best at being a shit
Does this mean she's against sex before marriage, or against interspecies sex, or is she just jealous?
Her dating her captain(or human in general?) would be a political nightmare for her in the status.
Doesn't work that way in real life.
It's funny how video games has characters going through their own developments and then when it comes to real life it only goes downhill or stays the same.
Good
You do realize you sound exactly like all these women who fantasize about 'taming' bad boys in all these retarded 'romance' novels, right?