How would you rewrite it?
How would you rewrite it?
Luke Allen
Jacob Williams
why does mako smell bad when it's the lifeblood of the planet?
Brandon Jackson
Well, shit is a fertilizer.
Joseph Russell
Make it a proper Final Fantasy game like the first six. Remove all the gay meaningless drama and bullshit like amnesia. Get rid of the edge, make the weapons look at least slightly normal. Turn Cloud into an actual character and delete Sephiroth from existence.
Mason Morgan
>Make it a proper Final Fantasy game like the first six
>Remove all the gay meaningless drama and bullshit like amnesia
>One of the central concepts of FFVI is amnesia
lel
hot take retard
Aiden Garcia
Mako is supposed to flow when you contain it it stagnates and rots.
Tyler Brown
I wouldnt. Its good as it is
Ryan Green
what is Marko a metaphor for?
Josiah Nelson
the blood of christian children used in jewish blood libel rituals
Josiah Davis
insert 10 minutes of grunts viewed from 100 different zoomed in angles of their faces like they do in KH, after the sentence is finished and then they continue walking like nothing was ever said or done.
Gavin Gutierrez
>never played the original
>never researched anything and avoided threads about it because I didn't want to spoil myself
>play the remake expecting it tell the story of the original
>be really confused by the shit Sephiroth is talking about
>learn that it's not a real remake and he's basically talking about shit from the future
how spoiled am I now?
Dylan Foster
make cloud a 2nd class soldier who wears a helmet. make him remember everything but its tifa who get mako poisoning with hojo. no zach. explore all upper plates. ft junon is expanded, more games at gold saucer. have chocobo sage play a big fucking part of the the game. let you fight sapphire weapon.
Aiden Smith
Well he apparently talks about all that happens in the original so you spoiled yourself from the original and made you confused as fuck in the process. Sucks to be you
Aaron Foster
Electricity.
James Wright
Just play the original after you played through another game that is story driven to kind of overwrite what bullshit you just saw. Sell the remake shit to buy some snacks or toilet paper.
Luis Hall
>This place stinks of Mako
Isaac Butler
>Sephiroth
>"Uhhh... stinky!"
Done.
Eli Kelly
That guy are sick.
Matthew Diaz
cum
Asher Sanchez
niggers
Nathaniel Gray
I wouldn't.
Oliver Watson
“me think this place a big stink”
Evan Thomas
I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere.
Anthony Cruz
nuclear because jap still afraid of nuclear
Thomas Jackson
>"GENESIS COULD BE HERE", he thought. "I've never been in this mountain town before". There could be GENESIS anywhere". The cool mountain wind felt good against his exposed chest. "I HATE GENESIS" he thought. Those Chosen By The Planet revebrated the entire Shinra SOLDIER truck, making it pulsate even as his jenova blooded, mako infused blood circulated through his thick, powerful veins and washed away his (merited) fear of j-pop idols after dark. "With a truck, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Noah Cooper
Have you ever smell blood
Jayden Wilson
wow, make a new game then
Ryder Brown
Tifa's fat braps
Cameron Gomez
>and bullshit like amnesia
you must really hate 5 and 6
Robert Peterson
Nothing. Why does everything have to be a metaphor for a real life thing?
Brody Hill
>game full of blatant biblical and pagan symbolism with clear ecological undertones
>WhY dOeS eVeRyThInG hAvE To bE a MeTaPhor!?!?/11
Glad I'm not retarded like this user.
Jaxon Brooks
Mako, funny Mako lalalalala