Dad walks in

>dad walks in

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Why is your dad dressed like a fag?

someones dad actually dresses like a fag in this game

>dad walks in

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>this happened to me

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>Dad, walks in

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>tfw mum walked in on me reeling in a big fat fish in the dark on TP Wii

>user ARE YOU WANKING

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>Son, somebody from the based department is calling you.

my dad left when i was a kid

I could be your daddy user ;)

>are winning s-
>holy based, can I play with you son?

Frankly I would be more upset about my son being an idolfag than about being a pedophile

Reminds me of a gag I saw in mad magazine where a kid managed to convince his mom when she caught him wanking that he was just playing with the wiimote

>Enter Father

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I would unironically call the police if I walked in on anyone playing this

They're 14, it would be perfectly legal in lot of Europe.

>hello, 911, what's your emergency
>YES HELLO POLICE THIS FAGGOT HERE IS PLAYING A VIDEOGAME
>sir?
>HE'S PLAYING A GAME AND THERE'S GIRLS AND THEY'RE IN SWIMSUITS AND IT IS WRONG AND I WANT YOU TO ARREST HIM
>I see, so he's playing a videogame
>YES THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL TH-
>and is it his video game
>WHAT? YES OF COURSE IT IS I WOULD NEVER BUY THAT FILTH A-
>so what is the complaint
>THE COMPLAINT??? IT'S THAT THE GIRLS IN THE GAME ARE WEARING SWIMSUITS AND THEY'RE DANCING AN-
>sir, calling 911 for a non-emergency is a misdemeanor, I'm going to disconnect the call now. Please do not call again.

wish I had a screenshot of the KH2 seaworld musical

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

That one hurts me

I'm 29 years old and live on my own. Why would my dad walk in?

Son... I have some bad news I'm afraid. It's about... about mom... Sit down with me for a moment.

To tell you he loves you and is proud of what you have accomplished?

Oh wait no there's no reason for him to do so.

How does DQ keep getting a pass for being trannyshit? I for one dropped this game the moment sylvando joined the party.

>son, why are you playing as a girl?

>dad walks in
>he gives me tips on how to dress yuki
>spend a good hour of father son bonding time customising the hostesses

To kick your little faggot ass for spending your free time browsing a Peruvian pedophilia database

Kek

my wife chino is so cute

>filtered by Sylvando, a man who wants to make the world a better place, even if he is flamboyant

Go and buy another book on "How To Be a Man"

>mom walks in
She was already really disgusted by his death animation, and then his eyeball pops out. She was horrified that I was playing such a disgusting looking game. I miss you mom.

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