>dad walks in
Dad walks in
Why is your dad dressed like a fag?
someones dad actually dresses like a fag in this game
>dad walks in
>this happened to me
>Dad, walks in
>tfw mum walked in on me reeling in a big fat fish in the dark on TP Wii
>user ARE YOU WANKING
>Son, somebody from the based department is calling you.
my dad left when i was a kid
I could be your daddy user ;)
>are winning s-
>holy based, can I play with you son?
Frankly I would be more upset about my son being an idolfag than about being a pedophile
Reminds me of a gag I saw in mad magazine where a kid managed to convince his mom when she caught him wanking that he was just playing with the wiimote
>Enter Father
I would unironically call the police if I walked in on anyone playing this
They're 14, it would be perfectly legal in lot of Europe.
>hello, 911, what's your emergency
>YES HELLO POLICE THIS FAGGOT HERE IS PLAYING A VIDEOGAME
>sir?
>HE'S PLAYING A GAME AND THERE'S GIRLS AND THEY'RE IN SWIMSUITS AND IT IS WRONG AND I WANT YOU TO ARREST HIM
>I see, so he's playing a videogame
>YES THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL TH-
>and is it his video game
>WHAT? YES OF COURSE IT IS I WOULD NEVER BUY THAT FILTH A-
>so what is the complaint
>THE COMPLAINT??? IT'S THAT THE GIRLS IN THE GAME ARE WEARING SWIMSUITS AND THEY'RE DANCING AN-
>sir, calling 911 for a non-emergency is a misdemeanor, I'm going to disconnect the call now. Please do not call again.
wish I had a screenshot of the KH2 seaworld musical
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
That one hurts me
I'm 29 years old and live on my own. Why would my dad walk in?
Son... I have some bad news I'm afraid. It's about... about mom... Sit down with me for a moment.
To tell you he loves you and is proud of what you have accomplished?
Oh wait no there's no reason for him to do so.
How does DQ keep getting a pass for being trannyshit? I for one dropped this game the moment sylvando joined the party.
>son, why are you playing as a girl?
>dad walks in
>he gives me tips on how to dress yuki
>spend a good hour of father son bonding time customising the hostesses
To kick your little faggot ass for spending your free time browsing a Peruvian pedophilia database
Kek
my wife chino is so cute
>filtered by Sylvando, a man who wants to make the world a better place, even if he is flamboyant
Go and buy another book on "How To Be a Man"
>mom walks in
She was already really disgusted by his death animation, and then his eyeball pops out. She was horrified that I was playing such a disgusting looking game. I miss you mom.