*Unzips mic*

>*Unzips mic*
>*Eats crisps*

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>breathes heavily
>annoying hums
>speech in the background, prolly parents

>angy russian children
>angry arab children
>guy who sounds like he's on HRT

>Open mic
>Loud typing noises
>Computer fans turn so fast it's ready to take off

>mumbles to himself constantly

>Loud bong bubbling
>Echo of all game noise and any voice chat
>Yells "Ouch!" every time he gets hit
>"Hey man you mind turning on push to talk?"
>Voice that sounds like it's coming from across the room answers "DON'T LIKE IT"

>I got a ring in there last night

what is this meme

>Argument and slamming dishes in the background

Well well what do we have here *unzips dick*

>>guy who sounds like he's on HRT

kek, I have a friend like this and he is a she nowadays.

I came in here to be alone!

>Barely audible when talking
>Blows out my ear drums when he coughs
It's like some microphones are purposely made as shitty as possible

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>that guy that entered the server to be alone
>that woman that threatens to have you bent
>that guy that has an orgasm over leather belts

>Yells "Ouch!" every time he gets hit

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everyone was a push-to-talk chad in the vent days nigger

>that one guy who is constantly eating
>can't turn down volume because of that other guy who is way too quiet

youtu.be/Nfg5A1LQuGs

This thread

>holds down mic button to cough

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>That kid who yells racist stuff to be edgy

>the loudest argument i have ever heard in my life in the background

>two or more people have open mics that echo
>they're all talking to each other

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Oh I wish. I had the unfortune to hear one fap.

>They all echo at once and crush the bitrate

>soup slurping sounds

youtu.be/BQ6CEjuif8I?t=75

I EAT MAN ASS

>Buy a desktop microphone to use
>Become hyper sensitive with the noise around me because of how much audio it picks up
>Replacing computer parts so it's not as loud in the room and constantly adjusting audio and distance
>Gain setting on the microphone was faulty the whole time so it was always at maximum output and the physical knob did nothing

>[joke]
>...
>...
>...
>...
>*opens mic*
>...
>"haha"
>*closes mic*

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I'M CHRIS HANSEN FROM DATELINE, NBC
AND,

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put funny voice effects on them like echo

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

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>*opens mic*
>coughs

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I'm sorry for your loss.

>Unzips
HAHAHA!!! Youy don't UNZIP a mic ROFLLL you're hhilarious OP holy shit hahaha I'm still rofling due to your hilarious comedy.
Faggot

>uses push to talk to sigh

YES

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There is nothing that pisses me off more than someone who hot mics constantly even after you ask them not to, they are truly the worst kind of subhuman trash to have ever existed.

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xD