Literally FORGOTTEN in less than a MONTH

No shit it didnt happen, but people would have complained if it did. You are damned if you do damned if you don't

Imagine handing over development of your most cherished IP to a formerly indietier walkingsim studio

VR Only
Thats the only reason
VR should be an optional gameplay, but they went full retard and choose it as mandatory requirement.

isn't shephard white

It seems to be a Spurdo edit.

He is whiter than Gordon

Adleast those litteraly whos would make something

VR is a gimmick

>White gondola

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Wait what, Valve didnt make HLA?

Last VR game from Valve? I don't know how they can justify wasting more money on this gimmick.

>Death Stranding
>Alyx
next up
>Cyberpunk 2077

is this the death of hype culture and pushing advertisings? because those billions of marketing budgets aren't doing shit anymore

What would Crowbar Collective/Tripmine Studios do then?

>gondola
Learn you Finnish memes.

>What Went Wrong ???????????
You posted

Does anyone actually fall for this bait?
If anyone but retarded shitpost niggers actually cared then the game wouldn't be at 98% positive.

How will Gaben ever recover from this?

I bought an index
Played it
First VR game of my life
It was definitely a cool experience, but VR won't replace flat games. That thing gets fucking uncomfortable and hot after 5 hours of play. Hurts my fucking eyes. And the game itself as a half life experience left me underwhelmed. No fast zombies? Retconned Eli dying? I get it's gman doing it but still felt cheap. I always saw Gman as an avatar of the developers so them doing it was an admittal of ah fuck it we've got new writers let's change this shit.
No Merle Dandridge
No Barney
Antlions walk like Disney monsters
AI dumber than HL2
Despite all this the real reason people aren't talking about it is because most people didnt spend 1k to play the damn thing

VR has been dead for like 3 years now
I seriously don't know what the fuck gaben was thinking coming up with this game right now, I just kekked super hard when I heard of it

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Also
>Russell memeing the whole game
I read a fake spoiler he dies and you find him stalker-ified later on but turns out that was fake, he lives even though he isn't mentioned at all in the later games and just cracks jokes the whole fucking time

HAHAHAHA OH NONONONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY VRCHADS

>All these years of memeing abot HL3
>Valve needs to sell hardware after investing in it
>Make HL VR
>All the retards flock to it without a second thought
He was just doing the obvious thing

its a good vr game but alas still a vr game

>All the retards
all three of them?

It's a fantastic experience don't get me wrong.
But they just fuck up the lore and story with the ending.

Did it really sell all that much? I don't think even hardcore valve dicksuckers would spend all those shekels if they already hadn't

They're gong to make sure to address his brother in his inevitable game and make it a buddy-cop teamup game, right?

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I miss Barney's banter, Russel felt like something Nu-folk do, like they did in Portal 2

I don't leave reviews, I don't care about reviews, of course it was always destined to score 93+ because valve fans have Stockholm syndrome and neglected child complex.

Nope the fire watch devs did

>Forgotten
>Source 2 modding scene is sprouting at it's seed as we speak
Alyx was just the beginning, comfy PC gaming times are ahead.

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Well they couldn't keep up with the demand so I'd assume so. Valve even said that they didn't think hl alyx was gonna be successful.
What's up with all you faggots wanting every release to be the next tortanic?

Plot twist: They'll include his sister (male) instead of M*tch

I don't give a shit about HL alyx's sales, I just think VR is an asinine technology that's been dead for years. But if they did make that much profit then they were indeed smart