Childhood is liking Tifa

Childhood is liking Tifa.
Adolescence is liking Yuffie.
Adulthood is liking Aerith.

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adulthood didn't like aeris

for me it's
yuffie
yuffie
yuffie

the other two are shit

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what about jessie?

Transcendence is liking Cid.

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Yuffie or Jessie are acceptable picks.
Tifa and Aeri(s/th) are for tumblr shipfags only.

So she's tells you pretty directly not to fall in love with her.

Why?

Are you familiar with the plot of FFVII? Serious question, since it ties in very directly with a plot point from later in the game.

My wife!

Adulthood is not playing games for children

Godhood is hating women

I always liked Aerith
From prefap days till 2020 year of our chinese bat flu

So you're not left heartbroken when she dies.

Childhood is liking shitposting on Yas Forums
Adolescence is liking shitposting Yas Forums
Adulthood is liking shitposting Yas Forums

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She's dies and then gets a bunch of fanfic shit written about her, liking Jessie is Chris-chan tier.

>meeting Aerith
>thanks you for your help, gives you a flower
>meeting Tifa (first time for the player)
>doesn't pay you what you're owed, makes you work more for the money and guilt trips Cloud into not getting paid more for said extra work
Objectively, there's no reason not to like Aerith more from the start.

Aerith is the alpha girl, the one the hero instantly falls in love with and never gets tired of her presence (case in point, the scene in the playground where Cloud is trying to make excuses not to let Aerith go).

Tifa is the beta girl, the perpetual second choice, the one you assign her for domestic choices and reluctantly have sex with just to keep her around. By the time of AC, Tifa is still relegated to this role and only because Aerith isn't around.

Jessie is the omega girl, the one you wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole no matter how hard she tries. Indeed, her trying so har comes off as desperate and viscerealy repulsive, as Cloud outright says.

Enlightenment is leaving all three to the kennels with Red XIII

Manhood is impregnating all of them.

True enlightenment is realizing Cloud is best girl.

I want to marry Aerith or Tifa, but I also really want Scarlet to sit on my face.

Based and Don Corneo Pilled

Ive only seen the aerith intro after the first bombing mission and I already hate her, her voice is annoying.

>penetrated with a sword before she was penetrated by a man

She is the truest waifu, and Cloud's burial of her in the water is a Baptism & Marriage ceremony.
Those who say she's a Midgar prostitute are liars and heretics. The Turks watch over her constantly and no way would a gentleman like Tseng respect her so much if she were a slum whore. Aerith spends her days singing hymns in church and talking to flowers.

Same

She fucked Zack.

Nope.
Yuffie > Tiffa >>>> Aeris
in that order.

She was whoring ever since Zack died

Aeris, like Sephiroth, is aware that the story of FFVII has already been told and their fates are set in stone - she knows that she is going to die and nothing can be done to stop it. It's a very touching scene and it's making me dread having to watch her die all over again, I think it was the best way to make the most spoiled death in video games still hurt.

Even though the game directly contradicts this idea by sparing Biggs and Wedge, so they'll probably save Aeris anyway.

What did she mean by this?

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Tifa all day, every day

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She is from the future and knows that Cloud is larping as Zack so she knows that his feelings would be influenced by her dead boyfriend.

We can only assume that she's extremely fertile, so where's the baby? No, I'm quite sure you're wrong. Zack is a chivalrous idealist and his relationship with Aerith was courtly and devotional.

She used protection like any good "flower girl" user

>No, I'm quite sure you're wrong. Zack is a chivalrous idealist and his relationship with Aerith was courtly and devotional.

During the truck scene he says he can't shack up with Aeris because "her mom lives there". Clearly his intention was to fuck her otherwise Elmyra wouldn't have been an obstacle

>When you're into a girl but all your bros have been inside her without you knowing
>Then one day you catch a dude you stopped being friends with impaling her with his masamune

>aeris
used goods is trash

childhood is liking those 3 cartoon girls

Aerith has very strong maternal instincts and would most likely be unable to resist insemination. I find you're thesis to be extremely dubious, to say the least, and for a woman of Aerith's character and demeanour rather slanderous.

>she says this as she's wet as fuck and always in heat nearby Cloud
Lying skank.

She knows that real Cloud loves Tifa.

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But she is probably a hooker, so does she pop out every 9 month a new kid?

I want to worship Aeriths feet.

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>kid me played through VII and never used Aeris
>then she died and I didn't give a shit
>still don't after all her scenes in Remake

She means it's her destiny to carry Red XIII's pups.

You can tell that the devs really tried to make you care about her but it feels so forced that it becomes annoying

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I can really picture the voice actor who did Bairds voice in gears of war doing his voice