Game has story

>game has story

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>game has gameplay

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>game has replayability

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I know you faggots like to see men sleeping but wrong board dadfuckers

>game is a game

> game doesn't have men sleeping

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pulling images from top 3 results on google images doesn't count as OC you lazy faggots

>game has items

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>game has a soundtrack

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>game requires you to grind halfway through to complete the story

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> game doesn't have a romance or love story for the main character

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> game doesn't let you watch yourself sleep

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>game has sex

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>game lets you save your data

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this is only true because more writers in the gamedev industry are lazy faggots with no soul. Earthbound is entirely carried by the music and story, and it's still the best JRPG ever released. One day, when game writers aren't just talentless hack, game story will serve as more than just filler for lackluster gameplay

>game wants you to make an effort

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>Game has good side characters

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>walky talky bits you have to control
This is when I really fell out with games. Button mashing through a cutscene us one thing. I played The Last if Us for about 30 minutes because of this and the gave it back.

Oh my god I never post on a phone but it's really hard. Please excuse that shitshow of a post. TLOU is really boring though.

>game has text

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>game has cutscenes

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>game has a health meter

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>games in 2020
>consoles in 2020
>tired ass shit games in general
>no skipping cutscenes button
>no skipping gameplay button
>games being games
>games being movies
>games just holding you back

everything is boring now.

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>game isn't cute like 100% Orange Juice (except Poppo because FUCK Poppo)
>game is instead ugly disgusting brown and cruel
>I sleep

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>game wants me to play it

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why does that dude have a bottlecap shoved in his ear?

>play game
>here comes the new snooze feature

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You should look into the Persona series, they have everything you mentioned except it's shitty.

Wow what are you a virgin? it's protection, like a condom. It prevents your buddies from shoving their dick down your ear.

bro... it's okay you didn't need to post leave the comedy to us

> game doesn't have men sleeping
> has men sleeping
Duality of men sleeping

are you saying it wasn't funny? fuck you asshole.