Have you got any real time strategy games?

Well, in that case... in that case what DO you have?!

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All I got right now is this box of one dozen microtransactions.

Okay, I'll take that.

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SO HE HANDS ME THE BOX, AND I OPEN UP THE LID, AND--

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those microtransactions jump out and they immediately latch onto my bank account and start draining it all over.

Oh, man, they were just going NUTS!

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Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me, because about a week
later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream. That's right, I got me a
part-time job at Gamestop! I even made employee of the month after I
managed to get someone to preorder Super New Mario Siblings Ultra Final Turbo Edition. Aw yeah, everybody was pretty
jealous of me after that. I was gettin' a lot of attitude.

Oh yeah. You know, I'd never been in a real Gamestop before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great... except that I had to walk past two large Smash players with excruciatingly severe body odor. And the little Fortnite kid in back of me kept flossing the whole time. The store clerks ran out of Sekiro and DMC5, and the in-store demo was Bioshock Infinite by Ken Levine and, oh yeah, three of the display PS4s GPUs burned out, and the CPUs went into a tailspin and crashed to a bluesceen and the consoles exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died. Except for me. You know why?

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'Cause I pirated instead
With Sweeney already paying for my copy
pirated instead
With Sweeney already paying for my copy
pirated instead
With Sweeney already paying for my copy

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Ah-ha-ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha. Aahhh. So I crawled from the twisted, burnin'
ruin, I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days, draggin'
along my leather Dark Souls map and my Panty Party preorder bag and my Fallout 76 helmet and my 300-pound 2B statue and my lucky, lucky autographed
glow-in-the-dark Ludens. But finally I arrived at the world famous
Virtual Reality Chat where the loli-hair is oh so fluffy! And you can
eat the ass of an anime kemono if you wanna. It's OK, they're not real.

Well, I locked my room, and I turned up the volume, and I turned
on the headset, and I'm just about to eat that little cunny minge on my pillow that I love so very, very much, when suddenly there's a knocking in the speakers. Well, now, who could that be?

I say, "Who is it?" No answer.
"Who is it?" There's no answer.
"WHO IS IT!?" They're not sayin' anything.
So finally, I go over and I made the room public and just as I suspected,
it's some big, fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls, haircut, and
only one nostril. Oh, man, I hate it when I'm right.

6/10 for effort, but nobody gets these jokes except manchildren who shouldve moved on from this site long ago. Comedy isnt timeless, learn to keep up.

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And he's like, "6/10 for effort, but nobody gets these jokes except manchildren who shouldve moved on from this site long ago."
And I'm like, "whatever..."
And he's like, "Comedy isnt timeless, learn to keep up"
And I'm like, "kay!"

topkek

What are "time strategy" games?

So I called him a fag, and he called me cringy, and I told him to dilate, and he said "have sex" and I gave him the good ol' "nigger", yes indeed, you better believe it.
And somehow in the middle of it all, the Captcha fucked up again and twenty tries later I read a fimiliar sentence. And you know what it read?
I'll tell ya what it read!

It read, "reCAPTCHA validation failure. Please try again.
If you want to post, refresh and then choose all the hydrants.
reCAPTCHA validation failure. Please try again
If you want to post, refresh and then choose all the hydrants."

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Including yourself huh?

This is as good as the MXC extreme elimination Yas Forums challenges man