Is this an accurate depiction of the new Mount and Blade: Bannerlord?
Seems accurate to me.
No.
>he plays Vlandians
No, this is.
Add my jizz to all of their faces once the rape mod releases.
wish they chose a better color for horsefuckers
cyan seems out of place
Post feet
It's pretty fun, just a lot of the kingdom management/village management needs to be redone. Ideally I'd like to watch my trebuchets destroy the walls in real time rather than on the map though.
Is it just me, or are all the factions sort of forgettable compared to:
>Swadians
>Rhodoks
>Khergis
>Vaegirs
>Sarranids
Because now we have
>Vlandians
>Batannians[?]
>Khuzaits
>Idfk, are Battanians Vaegirs or Rhodoks? Or are Rhodoks empire?
>Asseria or whatever
I had to leave home for half a week just as the beta patch dropped, I wanna play the game again already FUCK, I already had to wait a week and a half after release to first play it. Also ammo perks fixed when.
battania and sturgia should be 300 lbs larger
More high end civilian clothing when, I want to be covered in jewels and shit
I want sexier costumes for the women. I gave my wife a barmaid costume, because everything else is very prudish.
Post mommy Rhagaea.
>dressing your noblewoman wife as some common tavern wench
Common user... It's notearlymedieval fantasy, it's less about sexier and more about jewellery.
What about that slut Theodora? What would she be wearing if she were in this game?
More clothing variety would be great for making the cultures more distinct.
The dumpster needs a longbow.
Supposedly there are lances you can actually couch, where do I go to find them?
Not barmaid dress when she was the empress, that's for sure. When she was actress then sure (if it's true that she did those things).
In the last thread a couple anons mentioned Kings and Generals youtube channel, and I've been checking it out. Just wanted to thank you faggots for this.
Battanian's can't actually recruit their railgun unit. You rarely see more than 5 of them for 100 other units.
Empire gets Palatine Guard, which are much more simple and almost as good. Also, at 125 leadership, everybody gets access to as many Battanian railgun units as they want.
It's dumb as fuck. I get that they can't have the Fian Champ in their regular lineup, but they don't even have archers in their standard troop tree. I don't get it.
That's exactly my point. Surely she'd have at least some sexy silk number to be slutty in.
Serve.
>Empire
>Mommy Rome
"Holy Roman Empire".
This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.
"Holy", you say, while grinning like Voltaire did. "Holy", it is its name. But then, thinking of "Holy", you think about all the Emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.
But then, the funniest is coming: "Roman". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Roman", it is called despite the fact that this "Roman" body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves "Roman".
And now, here is the end of the fun: "Empire". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An "Empire", a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An "Empire" who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.
"Holy" "Roman" "Empire"
Battanians get genocided off the map before M&B1 happens.
Vlandians split into Rhodoks and Swadians, Khuzaits become Khergits, Aserei become Sarranids, Empire gets eaten and also incorporated into Rhodoks.
>Battanians get bred off the map before M&B1 happens.
FTFY
Who can resist the allure of their ginger women?
The big problem for me is having 3 factions named X Empire. They should have given them different names or simply have the empire split into east/west like our Rome.
they're byzantines not g*rmans
>bannerlord era
>not early enough for varied ancient cultures
>not late enough for varied medieval cultures
>just right for all-look-same-lamellar shit
Any polearm that has lance in the name. Couching hit detection is wonky though.
You can recruit their coconutgun unit with relative ease though.
Is it too early for Vladians to Deus Vult?
It's based on the Seljuks. Given they worship the sky it makes sense.
Imperial glances don't couch, pretty sure the aserai ones do though.