Character has fucked up face

>character has fucked up face
>is called skull-face
wow

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>character is called big boss
>he's big, and he bosses people around
>character is called revolver ocelot
>he has a revolver and he's a furry
>characer is called liquid snake
>liquid comes out of his snake
woooooooow

this game was accidentally the most hilarious game of all time
>"such lust for revenge . . ! - WHOOOOOOOO??"
>the car ride and skullface's retarded master scheme involving the robot
>skullface's anticlimactic stomping death
>the quiet torture scene into "she's in love with the legend"
>"SHABANI OOGA BOOGA" and the black kids lead by blonde Rufio
>the cringy plotpoint about the throat parasite that was activated by a specific language
etc
>Kaz' soap opera delivery
>WORDS THAT KILLLLLLL

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also the extremely obvious fact a large part of the planned game was cut out. Your Metal Gear gets stolen by Liquid and it's just never mentioned again.

why does this guy have the voice of Master Tang? Was it supposed to be a joke?

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Scary Faceman

Zorro Scarman

Just realized he looks like the doctor from jojo part 8

They all got memory gassed so they didn't remember but Liquid did too so they left the Sahelanthropus on an island and Liquid became a NYC halal street food vendor. Thats what happened

>Metal Gear is sillly
woah who would have guessed

hahahah

its a code name you stupid fuck. play the game asshole

Would you prefer he was called fuck face? Retard.

get well soon Hideo

Did he have a Lone Ranger fetish or something.

Seething Kojimafags not able to accept the fact that the Metal Gear series is all just nonsensical Japanese garbage that was written by a team of 10 year old autistic boys

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The hack director is a huge westabo so yes.

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MAJORRRRRRRR

>literally unable to cope with dissenting opinions
why are anti-Kojima fags so easily triggered?

>no u

how do you figuratively cope?

Bing Bing Wahoo!

frothing at the bit

Seether Fanboyman

>man that jumps over barrels and platforms
>is named Jumpman
BRAVO NINTENDO

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>no u mad not me
>again

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Legitimately laughed

>I made a collage of twitter posts from a man I hate
>clearly you are the one who is mad

I like that Skull Face's backstory wasn't fleshed out in the least and was just some nonsensical revenge plot that made no sense and was only really mentioned once.

Quiet too. She was one of them spooky engineered weapons and she had a boner for Venom aaand that was it. The game spent about 10x more time focused on her showering than expanding the character.

Kojimbo is such a fucking David Cage-style hack. No idea how make a narrative, just likes to design individual scenes they think are cool and then string them together to make some bullshit which can't even charitably be called a story.

>Silent Hill's main character is named Harry Mason
>Masonic rituals/imagery studied by devs
>Kojima's next game was Silent Hills
>After cancellation, Kojima makes Death Stranding
>Sam Porter Bridges, a porter who builds bridges
>Die-Hardman, a man who is hard to kill
>Deadman, a man who was dead
>Heartman, a man who's heart stops and starts again
>Mama, a mother
>Fragile, a woman who was broken
>If Silent Hills had been made, the characters name would have followed similar conventions
>Spooky Tripman
>Scared Insightman
>Hallucinating Monstersman
>Jeff "Tortured By The Past" Playercharacter

>didn't listen to the tapes
>didn't get the Quiet ending

>he keeps replying
>implying i made it
so mad

>only character in P.T. with a name was Lisa
really makes you think, could it be that Death Stranding and Silent Hills would be completely separate media with different approach? No, that wont allow me to make fun of Kojima.

Japanese anime characters ALWAYS have names like this, the only reason you don't complain about them is you don't speak Japanese.

That was the tapes and the Quiet ending, fag. 'They steal muh culture me steal theirs' and 'Me love snake so me die I guess'. Wow. So moving. So brave, Kojima.

Clifford Unger's wife is named Lisa in Death Stranding.

but he had the MASTER OF HORROR del toro at his side! he made pans labyrinth 20 years ago and nothing else since

Yeah because guess what, there is no other reason to call her a different name. All of the characters either have a codename or are named after their occupation like Sam Porter Bridges, which is literally how surnames started existing. Its not because he builds bridges, he literally works for organization called Bridges and is a Porter for them. If he was a medic he would be Sam Medic Bridges. Stuff like this makes normalfags seethe because its uncoventional, we cant have anything different or fun.

>character has a lot of vagina
>is called Pussy Galore
wow

hey not cool he made movie about fish fucking a woman for 2 hours

lol obvious captain aveneger rip off he fights a red skull face first

>Bridget Strand
>Amelie - "AMErica is a LIE"
>You have to beLIEve me, Raiden.

>character is disfigured and wears a mask
>just because

yep, its metal gear

I agree with all of that except I really enjoyed the song, Kaz, and even the throat parasite. Skullface and everything revolving him was definitely trash though. I hated that there wasn't much a point to him