What is her fucking problem?
Please tell me you didn’t wife this harlot, user.
What is her fucking problem?
Jose Russell
Jeremiah Brown
What IS her problem, user?
She's great.
Nathaniel Wood
She treats Geralt like a fucking beta cuck.
Caleb Taylor
My slut.
Jaxon Bennett
>she doesn't fellate Geralt every second of every day, so she's shit
Can't handle a little snark, user?
Leo Bailey
For all the shit Geralt goes through he deserves a loving wife who doesn’t backtalk him and who didn’t fucking sleep around.
Evan Perry
shani is best girl and it's not even close
Easton Bennett
Wanna know how I know you're a beta faggot?
Kevin Perry
>goes around whoring on battlefields
a SHIT
Tyler Williams
What a cock-tease
Adam Phillips
Triss, now that's a real woman. Acts ladylike, doesn't talk back, has respect for Geralt.
Jordan Hill
>implying that a Witcher has to be kept in control by a witch
Beta
Jack Smith
I'm a Triss man
Brandon Nguyen
Shes bitchy but her love is genuine. Triss on the other hand is a backstabbing bitch and only likes geralt to mess with yennefer. Yen sure isnt perfect but in the thick of you can count on her the same can not be said about triss.
Xavier James
is always down to fuck
Carson Fisher
I don't get why she has to be so pale in the games
Jeremiah Gomez
I was very disappointed you cant bone her
Jack Morris
fuck no
Brody Cruz
I didn't pick either. Fuck em'. Geralt can fuck whatever bitch he wants, whenever he wants. My mans is an accomplished monster slayer, Univerese traveler, wine afficianado, and in spite of being infertile, a damn good father. He shouldn't limit himself to one bitch.
Andrew Walker
Fixed that for you
Jonathan Collins
What are you going to do with her?
Jace Baker
Imagine not even being able to handle banter from a fucking woman, lmao
Luis Garcia
Nathaniel Ward
She has the worst ending for Geralt
No reason to chose her over Triss
Joshua Robinson
Part of me wishes Witcher 3 spent more time in development so we could've gotten the cut content like Ioverth and the Rosa var Attre romance.
Another part of me realizes the game was already delayed and if it didnt come out in 2015 it couldnt have so thoroughly annihilated that piece of shit fallout 4 at the awards
Jack Morris
The fuck? Yen becomes a housewife. Triss sets off to get gangbanged by politicians.
Wyatt Lopez
based
Nolan Parker
Elijah Evans
see pic related
Yep, I'm thinking based.
Luis Morris
Based ((((merchant))))
Nathaniel Thompson
Geralt lives in a mansion and does whatever he wants with Triss
Luis Johnson
In Yens ending she and Geralt permanently retire. Corvo Bianco becomes their permanent residence
In Triss's ending she is court mage for the king of Kovir and Geralt takes on the occasional monster contract. Nothing important ever happens in Kovir so they are basically in a much safer version of their previous lives. Corvo Bianco becomes their vacation home because Kovir has shit weather.
Owen Nguyen
Jen is for alpha bantmasters and freaky sex. Beta soft bitches btfo.
Jeremiah Flores
Snark is good. Yennefer is not snarky, she's a cunt