Should Gordon have taken Eli's advice?
Half-Life
Blake Moore
Jason Price
He probably would anyway since she was already wet for him on EP1.
Isaiah Lewis
NO WAY FAG
Liam Hernandez
double team your daughter? sure thing boss but I get dibs on her ass
Lincoln Cook
I wonder if Gordon is a virgin.
Nathan Johnson
She was asking for it in HL2 already and Eli was trying to couple them as soon as you get back to Black Mesa East. That guy really wanted to have Gordon's kids in his family.
Asher Thomas
I'm embarrassed to admit i just now got that joke, i was too much of a kid when i played it then to understand it.
Jose Jenkins
Who wouldn't.
David Carter
Ok lets cut to the chase? Is there any porn with the new model? The new model could use a bit of work though.
Dominic Gonzalez
Why would you want that model when the original one is superior?
Brody Clark
William Long
Gordon was a chad among scientists who canon got drunk a lot with the black messa guards, etc....
He probably was drowning in shy female scientist pussy.
Elijah Davis
GORDON PLEASE I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, YOU NEED TO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND FUCK MY DAUGHTER RIGHT NOW GORDON PLEASE LET AN OLD MAN HAVE HIS DYING WISH
Josiah Evans
I want something new and source 2 is a much needed update.
Easton Walker
>Gordon was a chad among scientists who canon got drunk a lot with the black messa guards, etc...
Source?
Jack Rodriguez
ya gotta admit that WMBF is based
Jonathan Hughes
seriously?
Literally in the first few minutes of half life 1.
Nicholas Hall
>when you nutted but they still suckin
Cameron Ward
I only saw that he was late.
William Miller
>Gordon if you could be so kind as to climb up on the bed and start your erection, we will bring it up to 80% and hold it there until Alyx arrives.
Brayden Carter
it's a helluva more realistic if you ask me and you know me, my porn gotsta be realistic
number of times I see a black dude with a white chick that's even remotely bangable :0
number of times I see a white dude with a hot babe (of any race) : lots
Joshua Brown
Play the first game, faggot.
Aiden Cox
>Do it
>Your kid is hapa+mulatto la creatura
>You only left to wonder if he will shoot up school or rob local convenience store first
Gordon probably knows better than to let this happen
Nathan Garcia
At this point the kid is like Neapolitan ice cream - got all three races in them, with white being dominant. It's Eli's secret plan to create the perfect American.
Jeremiah Flores
>eli's life fades away
>the last thing he sees before going dark
>his daughter on all four, moaning like a bitch in heat
>animalistic screams from alyx carry off in the distance making dog hide in fear
>meanwhile gordon
>dead quite
>not even a grunt while he is doing things to alyx not even seen in the most hardcore porn movies
>keeps eye contact with eli the whole time
>eli's last words before dying
>what have i done.
Jack Campbell
Brandon Morris
I think about this scene a lot. Eli is incredibly based
Jaxon Perry
basado
Connor Powell
Oh that's true. Fuck, I'll never be Gordon.
Samuel Ortiz
Would you let this man fuck your daughter?
Gavin Peterson
Gordon was sterilized in the test chamber at Black Mesa. You'd know this if you had played the original game, faggot zoomer.
Nicholas Gray
>hold on, we're getting a little interference
Chase Howard
Hah
Dominic Davis
Reminder that Gordon is canoncially a jewish hero. Seethe.
Thomas Lee
well he went to MIT
Dominic Thomas
where is the proof kosher boy
Sebastian Peterson
Since the vorts seem to know a lot about Gman, I thought it was strange that they weren't aware that it was him inside the vault. I assume during/after ep2 he went back in time to orchestrate the event of his capture in order to test Alyx, so how couldn't they detect that, considering they have the collective power to rescue Gordon from stasis? Also, what happens in the HLA timeline after the ending? There's no way Alyx could have known about Gman throughout HL2 and the episodes, so she must've gotten pulled both from that timeline and the ep2 timeline
Joshua Morgan
BEND OVER :DDD
Gabriel Long
Golden Freiman
Jackson Reyes
Daniel Ross
is that really how long her neck is with that model??
Caleb Jackson
Too smart to be a lowly jew.
Anthony Diaz
Nathaniel Jackson
GORDON LOOK OUT!
BOOBS UP AHEAD, TITS BIG ONES!
Luke Flores
Why does she has a dildo on her pistol
Lincoln Jackson
yeah, the fuck is going on with that picture, is alyx a giraffe?
Landon Williams
cope
Aiden Jenkins
Long alyx
Noah White
no proof, no forskin for you rabbi
Jackson Cox
They get really horny from killing all those civilian scientist and need some relief in the field.
Eli Davis
Congrats, you saved the world from Combine
Noah Long
>GORDON! QUICK! SHE HAS A FULLY-
Connor Bennett
Where do you live that don't see bmww lmao
Jose Smith
Could one tame a headcrab zombie? or get a tamed headcrab to become a zombie?
Kayden Hernandez
some big old classified tittys
Owen Thomas
>Who can see where the road goes?
Leo Howard
He's sadly right.
Jace Collins
Fucking dropped
Dylan Gray
Warms my heart that all of these annoying bitches burned to a crisp along with Black Mesa.
Nolan Taylor
>Awww, you cut your peyot, sellout
Jeremiah Sullivan
>jew stole the surname
>it is now exclusively jewish surname
Retard.
Landon Brooks
Comfy
Ryan Nguyen
With surname Freeman, green eyes and origin in Washington state, Gordon's most likely of Irish descent.
Liam Sullivan
Still a non-white.