Okay team, we've got to think of fake names for our weapons since we don't have money for the licenses...

Okay team, we've got to think of fake names for our weapons since we don't have money for the licenses. Give me your ideas.

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Rocket gun
Small gun
Big gun even though its name suggest otherwise
Fire gun
Fast bullet gun

Everyone in that room is now COVID19-positive

what's our game about again?

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Must quarantine now. But first, I must go get food from supermarket.

mup da doo didda po mo gub

About guns and other weapons. Member in Counter-Strike where AK-47 was CV-47? This is what the thre- I mean our meeting is about.

just name them after medieval weaponry like that romeo and juliet movie did

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47-AK
subgun machine
colt 4
heavy weapons girl

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AKA-47
SHAM-12
Mock4 Carbine
Desert Ersatz .45
Substitute & Wesson
Mossbogus 500

"Cobra Exterminator," based on Cobray Terminator, one of the worst shotguns ever. If the player has access to several different shotguns, make this one be the worst one.

Every fucking gun from resident evil.
M19
Quickdraw army
Lightning hawk
MQ11
Red 9
Matilda
W870
Fucking Capcom too Jewish to just call them what they are

>SHAM-12
>Not Sham 69
Faggot

Gun01
Gun02
...
Gun99
Meeting adjourned.

Sir... but we've got 100 guns.

Gun00

meeting fucking ADJOURNED

Not Gun100, sir?

KKP
Kakorov
Wilson-nugent
H63
Seven-Five
Jefferson gun

The programmers tell me the game can't handle more than 2 digits.

Meeting adjourned. Ask another question at your own peril.

H63?
>Jefferson gun
You mean the Johnson rifle/Johnson light machine gun?

G36 and Thompson.
Like Thomas Jefferson.
Thompson Jefferson.

Ah ok, I though H63 was Stoner 63 weapon system.

Too many asians, needs more blacks.

What about DLC weapons?

Spiel
Ghestenhürdt
Zhenkernwürldt
Glostenzekürn
Zedeath
Zexternal
Dhündenkern
Realality

Samurai Edge is a cool name, though.

F4-RT
BU-Tt/5
C-0 NT5
FUCKBUCKET

>CoD: WaW Nazi Zombies weapon naming convention

True, but I make an exception for that one since it is custom made by kendo.

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Zwinkern
GHÖTTSMIT
Daydying
Blutgetränk
Höllenkuss

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PewPew
Chika-BLAW
ChuChuChuChuChuChuChuChu
Shhheeeeeeaaaaaaa-PAW
Spu

What about them? 69 to 99 are the dlc slots.

I'll say it one last time.
MEETING
FUCKING
ADJOURNED

Make up some fictional companies and then use each of those in the naming conventions of the weapons.

Ass Pounder
Doodyhole Driller
The Finger Fucker 9000
Prostate Piercer
N.I.G.G.E.R. (Newly Invented Gatling Gun Erases Racists)

Kord
Zike
Gaargle
Circle Benix
Crapcom

Kys retarded 13 year old

YOURNNOT THEBOSS

Fuck off redditard

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C63G

>a retarded faggot
>hahaha durrr ass pounder nigger fucker XD herp a derp
>that faggenties show
Not surprised

>Newly Invented Gatling Gun Erases Racists)
Calling anyone a redditard okay retard go back retard

back to r*ddit with you

>Can't speak coherently
>Projects his fagginess
>hates That 70s Show
Today's a great day to kill yourself, champ

Yiur the only Faggott here go back to your gay redditard circle box you faggot 13 year old

Only good ones in the bread