Post a more cringeworthy FFVII Remake character than Wedge

Only fatties dislike their character because he reminds them that they are not currently eating, and if they are eating, then they are reminded of the fact that there will come a time when they aren't.

Fuck this guy
>but he was intended to be on the original game
Yeah and they cut him because someone realized it was a retarded character

He would look better if his arms were beefier. Musclegut/fatties are my favorite video game men

Wedge is fat, ha ha ha
He likes to eat
FUNNY

I mean, he totally looks like most of us, including me

>Relatable

He doesn't piss me off because of his weight. I'm cool with heavier folks.

>ARENT YOU GLAD THEY STRETCHED 5H INTO 40
Yes, I just got to the part where they blew the plate and this game is still a 12/10 for me

>Based Fatman dies trying to protect his cats
;_;7

probably has a cute little penis

>he doesn't know
HISTORY

Laugh and grow fat in Valhalla, buddy
;_;7

Uhh excuse me HERstory, get it right shitlord

Wedge is literally just Badger, but he cares about the planet instead of weed.

The hand massage at Madam M's was stupid and I didn't laugh.

You can do both

If it wasn't a Japanese game, Avalanche would all be toking up after their missions.

Roche, Johnny
Pretty much every Wall Market character

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it's true. imagine if wario had hands like that
he's great b/c he's buff and mean

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>A fucking pompadour mullet

Well, the protagonist is a literal 2005 emoboy/Visual Kei faggot, so that for one.

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on what?

Why you gotta be such a hard ass, bro?

If you honestly think Badger form Breaking Bad is cringe, maybe you should rethink things. Maybe YOU are the cringe.

Dooooon Corneeeeo!!!
You can have the leftovers, boys.
Inspi-who what now?
Don't tell the kids at the Leaf House about this.
Wouldn't want you to do something inappropriate like saying "no".

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Problem is that "he" looks absolutely terrible. SE can literally only make bishonen fags or absolute abominations. Nothing in between.

Do you want to do lewd things to Wario?

n-not really user

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I never said "Badger", "voice actor", nor "Breaking Bad".

Define not really

not into slob

Those dudes were gonna gangbang Tifa and Aerith.

Angel of the Slums was so fucking lame dude. Fucking hate Sector 5 because of her.

I'm partly into it with messy eating with cakes and such, but full on slob is just nasty.

>Despite his bike autism he fights honorably and heals you before hand.
He was alright

On the point of that gif. Does anyone have a comic about the FF7 remake? I think I saw it a year or so ago. It basically went down like this
>3 strips
>1: Square execs: "Killing Aerith again would be too predictable. What should we do?"
>2: Red hits a volleyball in Costa del Sol
>3: The volleyball fucking explodes with his head
I thought I had it saved, but I can't find it

Sephiroths voice acting sucks

Chadley

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>The Leaf House lady is a dancer in the Honeybee Inn

God why wasn't there more content with her? You find her in the alley near Honeybee Inn and you confront her about it but that's it.

I fucking hate Chadley so much. His voice is so annoying and I hate the way he talks.

>please be patient, I have autism

He's a bro looking out so you don't get cucked

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