Which is the best gamer fuel?

My own semen

>spilling corn paste all over the pot
This kind of people really exists?

is dat weed???

jew cum

Bottom looks like my urine only darker

I'm a grown ass man with a full fuckin beard and I drink BEERS

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those are my main three but I swap original monster with an ultra flavor, usually white, blue or orange
Shits terrible for you though, I'll have kidney failure within 5 years

Celery sticks for me.
In fact, I'm craving some right now.

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ultra sunrise or ultra paradise monster.

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>t. Homosmex

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I really like coffee, but I hate having it every day. It just loosens the bowels too much. I don't want to have to sit down for too long and wipe at my streaky asshole. Typically I only need one or two wipes to be good to go but coffee turns it into like fifteen wipes.

I am allergic to dairy. It caused my eczema.

I prefer Pacific Punch myself, but those two aren't bad either.

Scotch.

Monster. Also booze.

I hope they make a zero ultra version of pacific punch. The mango loco version is pretty spot-on and I never tried pipeline punch but ultra rose is pretty good, tastes like baskin robins rainbow sherbet.

Coffee or Sweet Tea for morning or afternoon.
Cider or Beer for night.

I try to steer clear of Energy Drinks, but I’ve needed more pick-me-ups with how fucking hectic work has been lately. And damn if I don’t love the citrus taste of these things.

Conk or Pebsi?

>calling ameripiss a real beer
lmao please drink a real European beer.

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The greatest.

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>Malibu

Must be hard to get drunk, with all those cocks in your mouth

Matcha tea is incredibly expensive, fuck hippies.

>Pacific Punch
i love the monster juice drinks but there's so much god damn sugar in it.

german beer is great, most euro beers suck shit tho.

Orange juice (with pulp) or mineral water.

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Wtf user eat better

>eurovomit is ""real beer""
Please try a Pabst Blue Ribbon some time, thank me later.

I've just started drinking coffee instead of energy drinks for the "high". cheaper and it being a warm drink is nice.
also I drink the hell out of some of the sugar free drink mixes. usually pink or regular lemonaid, but i have a nice stockpile of other kinds too
honestly surprised preppers don't buy this shit, $20 for months of flavored drinks with vitamin c in them is a pretty fucking good deal

water and coffee. Monster makes my heart race when I drink more than like 1/3 of a can.

>PBR
>beard

you're a hipster is what you are.

Am I the only one that absolutely cannot stand the taste of coffee? It's way too bitter for me even with cream and/or sugar. Everyone in my family drinks it fine except me.

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Vodka.
Directly into coffee, just a touch though.

>Drink this disgusting syrup, this is REAL beer
Alcohol is disgusting in general.

butter coffee

1) Distilled water suffused with lime juice and citrus oil, served chilled.

2) Distilled water suffused with mint leaves, lime juice and citrus oil, served chilled.

No exceptions are made.