How will this be modernized for current audiences?

How will this be modernized for current audiences?

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She will literally be equipped with ballistics missles.

She will be sent to rescue leon and louis will want to suck his cock.

>A
They'll remove the scene
>B
They'll make Luis darker skinned and make Leon say that line and Luis will defend her honor and she'll all in love with him
>C
She will slap Luis and make him fall on his butt while she's posing like pic related

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She basically saves Leon's life and he couldn't have done it without her. Its 2020

Doesn't Carlos flirt with Jill plenty in RE3make and calls her a lesbo when denied advances? Why would this be censored?

This, that would be funny

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They'll give her even bigger tits. Capcom know that the stupidity is what makes RE4. They'll likely make it even more snarky.

holy shit that's a weird elbow

>not having elbow muscles like that
DYEL

theyre cutting the merchants shooting gallery minigame arent they?

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mod will fix it

>shorts under skirt
>visible sports bra
Now it's art!

She will be a fat lesbian because RE series need to be inclusive.

OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

What about this scene? How will it be modernized for current audiences?

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Ashleys cut.

Last one made me kek

>post yfw they actually just redo the graphics and don't change anything else

Sos cerdo

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zoomies will throw a tantrum because of the controls.

they can get fucked

Nah. She will be black though, and hold her gun sideways when she shoots.

>They'll make Luis darker skinned
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Ashley will be black though so your cuck fantasy is ruined.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, FUCKING HELL. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! THE FUCKING PRESIDENT GAVE HIS GODDAMN FUCKING DAUGHTER SOME FUCKING BIG OL' BALLISTICS HOLY FUCK. FUCK!"

Why would Ashley be black when they have never changed the race of any of the REmake characters? Stop posting this.

Capcom is too incompetent to do that.

Time jannies pull him away before he can say it

First of all they will make the zombies White and speak english instead any form of Spanish. We can't have Trump America shooting mexicans, OK?

It won't be, it's not getting remade

>Luls

New Ashley:
>No tits
>Mixed race
>Piercings
>Sleeve Tattoo
>Always wears a baggy jacket that says "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE"
>Refuses to hide when told

Put her in a Virgin Killer jumper

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because he's obsessed

Hey man you're the one that came up with that little fantasy.

Spanish people are white retard.

>Spanish people are white retard.
uh oh

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I'll take two
>Spanish people are white retard.
Pic related.

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That'd make an awesome alt, but it's not gonna happen in the current year.

AHI DIOS MIO! EL GOBLINO!

She will actually have explosives on her that she can use to defend herself and now if you accidentally shoot her she explodes, making her deaths hilarious on top of frustrating

They better add fucking mercenaries

lol

If you unironically believe this then you better be consistent and not consider italians and ancient greeks white either.

Because they're going to bump the story up 4 years to when Obama was President. There wasn't enough diversity in the original. And do you really think they let the villains be 'progressives' again? Krauser will now be a fascist conservative who will bash the progressive mind leading the US.

>Never changed the races
DREAMers Chris and Claire say hello

You need help, even if this is just a shitpost.

The fuck are you on about