Let's write a Mario creepypasta 5 words per post. Story end with post 100

Let's write a Mario creepypasta 5 words per post. Story end with post 100


I loved playing Mario Galaxy

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Until spiders bit my cock

but it wasnt MY cock

in 2007 I was gay

and then I died lmao

I found a copy at

My neighbors big garage sale

Grandma's smelly ass house today

FUCKING GAMESTOP. But when I

then I shoved it right

put the game on my

He was a creepy old

sister’s fifteen inch double dildo

slavery should be brought back

Big throbbing monster horse cock

My dick, merely five inches.

the game booted up like

Pedophile named Bartleby Montclair bitch

Mario's big fat disgusting face

with sauce on his nipples

And you gotta help us.

Mario began rubbing is fat

Suddenly Peach's big

creepy old man

I immediately closed the game

That you lost btw

Bicep

but Rosalina was real now

NIIIIIGGGGGGERRRRRRR

and uttered "Why are you faggots trying to turn this into an ERP thread?"

Then I went to sleep.

I went on newgrounds today.

She had a massive boner

and i did the mario

I ate the whole thing

I'll screencap this for Reddit.

but when I turned my head around, my brother cosplaying as Luigi,

and then the niggers came

I was still unnerved by

And I was literally shaking

gave me a SMG2 copy

FIVE WORDS ONLY YOU FAGGOTS

5 words you fucking niggers

5 words only fuckin spic.

She exclaimed in a lustful rage

Post 100

Hyper realistic menstrual blood everywhere

HELLO GORDON
Another day, another

Then I shit my pants

but that 5g fast doe

but THEN, Bowser came into

my fucking tight twink asshole

Grandma came in holding Grandpa

Bowser said "Goddamn white people"

with his last breath, he