Human perfection

I think blonde would be better, considering Strazshfkgkfinsky is also blonde. Blonde with that black latex outfit would be also kino. But better yet would be, if they didn't fucked up her face so bad and didn't turned her into scifi shamone.

Yes.

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>human perfection
>barren womb

What are some essential mods to make ME3 playable? I haven't finished it since launch

I found these

Diana Allers BeGone (completely removes this stupid IGN journalist from the game)
nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/254

Shorter Dreams (Remove starchild from the game pretty much completely), even in the intro with the vents
nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/362

JohnP's Alternate MEHEM (reapers get btfo, synthetics are unharmed, no catalyst conversation, shepard lives, everything just werks)
nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/265/

Citadel Epilogue Mod (citadel DLC becomes an epilogue after finishing the main game)
nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/2/

Anything else I'm missing? There was also some cut conversation mod with Zaeed but I watched it on youtube because it might break the game. It's funny because it refers to him being approached by Cerberus with a new offer (in an early me3 script you would have fought zaeed).

You have experience with the last two ones? What's the quality of these? I remember early days of mods fixing the ending and it was usually trash.

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/703

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/534

EGM + Miranda Mod + nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/564

Almost forgot
nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/179

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/610

>reapers get btfo, synthetics are unharmed, shepard lives, citadel becomes an epilogue
There are a fuckton of problems with ME3's ending and it's probably one of the worst endings in vidya if not all of popular fiction but those weren't problems with it

I'm convinced that if it was a happy ending with no sacrifice or heartbreak but was still retarded bullshit you still would have eaten it up as long as you got your fanservice slop

But her jawline makes up for it.

For me it's Ash

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I've seen JohnP's Alternate MEHEM on youtube and its a fairly clear cut no bs ending that looks like it could be an official choice. No fanfictiony crap or new music.

this is the b version with no catalyst:
youtube.com/watch?v=RDQkN6sr2nQ
very clever and it just occured to me now that shepard breathing and surviving at the end makes sense as he is a cyborg after all and capable of hard punishment. In a perfect ending he's alive in the base game too, so this doesn't really retcon anthing.

Citadel epilogue I have no experience with nor the actual DLC but I've heard that this is the best way to play it.

ME3 has a ton of problems but it's also not very sophisticated. It doesn't need or deserve anything more than a disney ending where everyone lives happily ever after. They dropped the dark energy plotline so any sacrifice they would ask you to do in the game that shipped is completely artificial.

Removing starchild and the dreams from the game eliminates 70% of the issues it has. The remaing 30% consists of the TERRIBLE linear shooting gallery mission on earth where you can't see any of your cool war assets and the atrocious sidemissions which are just rehashed misisons from multiplayer.

>flat ass
>no tits
>racist
>annoying voice
>muh poetry autism
Nah.

>flat ass
>no tits
U wot?

>racist
Idiot

>annoying voice
It's not that bad.

>muh poetry autism
It's not like she spouts it all the time.

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Nice, it looks bretty gud. I was looking into replaying whole trilogy, so I'll give it a shot. Thanks user, have blue tiddies.

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This guy gets it.

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BIG
ASARI
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That's cute, bucko.

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FOAMING
MATING
TUBE

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Teeth imperfections unironically make woman more attractive.

>He doesnt have perfect teeth

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