When will it be fucking done?
Does someone have the little copypasta associated with this picture? I've lost it.
Yandere Simulator
Bentley Torres
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Parker Reed
Lurking because I could do with a laugh
Connor Richardson
Why would he finish when he would lose all his income if he did?
Luis Diaz
>Hello, all my loyal Yandairy Sim Patreon supporters. It's been a rough year for us, but luckily, I have managed to put the finishing touches on Osana. Unfortunately, the game has been delayed again from its initial 2042 launch, and will be released later in 2043 assuming I can find a top-tier dialysis machine to help my ailing kidneys (please see the Kickstarter in the description for info). After that, I can begin working on implementing a new system whereby you can kill students by shoving a broom handle up their asses, but only after I have had sufficient time to play with my new "BIGBUSTYBOOBIES4000 Samus Aran" sex bot (again, thank you my loyal subscribers). Thank you once again, and I should have another 16 minute hologram transmission for you next month.
Dylan Cox
Never ever
Sebastian Carter
hes a joke and probably going to die like one
Elijah Torres
>someone breaks into his home, steals everything, knocks him out, pisses on his face for good measure and finishes it themselves
>someone makes a completely different version from scratch
pick one
Kevin Harris
youtube.com
Anyone figure this out yet?
Brody Anderson
His development of YS just revolves around adding easter eggs, creating April's Fools' joke games, screeching at games while wishing people were only paying him to stream every day, and creating dumb memes on YouTube.
Like, is he just bored of his own game? Because I can get that, he must have underestimated that his "Haha lel it's Hitman but with CUTE Japanese school girls!" idea was going to take anymore than a year to do and Yas Forums would have filled his chalice in gratitude.
Andrew Rivera
as an absolute fucking meme someone should start a yandere sim clone and finish it before he does just to dip on his sorry ass one more time.
Jason Rogers
Connor Collins
On the one hand I am surprised a group of people haven't done that, created a YS clone where it's just limited to the original design goals and actually finish it within a year, on the other hand I'm not at all surprised because Eva would have spent his entire existence trying to shut the project down.
>Copyright take downs on any videos discussing it
>Crying like a bitch in a YouTube video about how the idea was stolen from him, and how he deserves to be the only one allowed to make and profit from an anime Hitman rip off because he thought of it first, and if people don't stop talking about the game that actually got released, he'll have no choice but to stop development
>Angry screeching on his Discord to rally his troops into trolling the developers or even just outright sending them death threats
>"Real talk" on his streams where he pretends he is actually cool with people taking his idea and running with it, but smugly acting like YS's 5 year development (and counting) is worthwhile because it will have so many more features and is therefore the superior game even in its unfinished state.
Ryan Brown
kek
Evan Price
I would actually whip out the jiffy pop if some shit like that happened, would be great
Gavin Jackson
I think it would be pretty based if someone created a YS clone but without the Hitman element to it. Instead it's literally just a Japanese schoolgirl simulator, because I am certain that's all 90% of the people backing YS on patreon care about.
Brody Foster
At what point do you just go "you know i can't do this anymore"
he clearly is miserable, just take the money and fucking run away
Xavier Young
His ego won't allow it, he is partially doing this as a fuck you to the guy who made Skullgirls I think? Basically he told Eva, "You're a beginner and it shows, you have a lot of work to do to git gud", Eva replied "Fuck you, I might be a beginner but actually I made something really, really impressive! You should consider me to be on your level", to which Skullgirls guy replied "lol no". Ever since then Eva has been trying to prove this guy wrong.
Alexander Gonzalez
No one knows and no one cares to know
Xavier Martin
was it mike z?
Eli Brooks
That's the geezer
Hunter Wood
I hope for the second one. The game up to this point is an irremediable mess. It has passed the point where you can just fix it. To have a solid game someone should start it from scratch
Christian Young
Oliver Phillips
yes, he wasn't wrong though.
Easton Reed
It would be done better too. There's no way someone can make anything worse code-wise
Austin Martin
>t. alex
Aaron Carter
Literally what's gonna happen
Levi Garcia
Yes. Mike Z was brutally honest. The IRC chat log is out there.
Connor Allen
Never, he just keeps adding useless crap, that game is completely aimless, except milking sweet donation money.
Parker Perry
I remember this place giving him kudos, which isn't out of reason only given his context. But reading the chatlog, holy shit they weren't even that brutal to him. MikeZ just literally said it was rough and needed work so he immediately ran to Yas Forums to get some sympathy
Fucking faggot
Daniel Thompson
>Nope. Nothing has validity anymore. I started making a game *because* of Mike Z, and then he personally shat on it.
>Why should I ever code again?
Imagine if he actually stuck to this way of thinking
Julian Foster
Someone post the log
Camden Cox
did he actually drink cum from a chalice?
Bentley Barnes
Adrian Gray
can't finish reading that cause the secondhand embarrassment is too strong
Xavier Fisher
> If there is no gratification for what I’ve done, then it’s literally wasted work.
> If I hear nothing but “you did a poor job” then it’s all for nothing.
> Good job, you did a thing in Unity that runs and renders stuff for you and you made an update loop and some anims. Good shit, sir. You only wanna hear that?
Hudson Wood
Endless keks if we can get a group together and make a clone of yandere and finish it before that fuck does
Ryder Morris
>All I ever wanted was to meet my hero, get along with him, and have fighting game buddies who I could show my fighting game too. I can't even have that ._.
>I don't know if I'll ever be back.
His last desperate messages, trying to get Mike Z to like him...I don't think this cringe can be topped.
Bentley Perez
thought I was one of the only people that got that shit
stuff like this is rough to read through
Charles Adams
>Nov 20 04:50:35 wow i logged in at an interesting time
Caleb Foster
Easton Anderson
I'm rather amused at how notorious Eva has become over the last year for being a huge douchebag. I'd feel bad if it weren't for logs like this proving he's always been such a huge bitchfaggot.
Charles Lee
Katawa Shoujo 2: Blades of the Handicapped
Mason Davis
It's almost like a very pathetic story about how a guy becomes a villain after meeting his hero
Jaxson Hughes
If someone ever makes Katawa Shoujo like game they should just focus on mental disorders instead. That'd be pretty neato burrito.
Jayden Sanders
Look up watashi no moto
Josiah Rodriguez
>shitty game, shitty dev
>shitty game, shitty dev!
>THEY WANT A SHITTY GAME?
>OH I'LL GIVE THEM A SHITTY GAME
Evan Sullivan
He's literally the antagonist from The Incredibles, even down to the name.
Lucas Bennett
It's almost like he was a yandere for MikeZ and then snapped, it's all fucking poetic and shit
Adam Garcia
>rich
>have hot brown secretary that suck his dick until the plot requires her to betray him
>invent a bunch of stuffs that can level the playing field between a normal guy and a superhuman
That guy actually got shit done though.