"HOW BOUT YOU SUCK MY COCK"

BADDA BING

Ah Rockstar's biting social commentary. Still better than 4 though.

what's so unfortunate about fellatio?

Amazing writing there Rockstar

GET OUT OF MY STORRRRRRRRRRRE

>STOP LOOKING SUCK MY CO-
>jailed
this will never stop being funny

i never got why the writers would assume i would think michael is just as if not worse than his family

he risked his life to get them to a comfy life and the only thing said about him was a supposed affair that happened before the game and was maybe told in a throw away sentence. meanwhile his wife just hops on cock after cock while still using his wealth, his son is an absolute dickwad and his daughter is so idiotic that without michael intervening shed have been killed or been shipped off as a sex slave long ago

im okay with michael not being written as a complete saint but the writers should have written him in a way that comparitively his family is just way way way way worse

the gta v protagonists were all horrible.
franklin is tolerable, but he's boring as shit.

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anyone notice how every 3D GTA game's cutscenes prior to 5 had a lot of scarface influence?

maybe not pussies like you

This was the cringiest dialogue in the whole game. Who the fuck says this in front of their children?

Definitely not people who are former bank robbers with a drinking problem and are currently in therapy.

You'd be surprised.

That's because, apart from Claude, they're all stereotypes.

agree
the same kind of people that are in fucking family therapy you retard

i've heard my dad say things desu.

Real life is waaaay worse

My boss used to make me lick her soles clean whenever I was late on a report. Real life is crazier than any story.

No, you're the first person to make that connection.

>being this sheltered
Lucky.

This used to be considered hyper-realistic...

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the way you phrased this makes it sound like its happened multiple times...

Lol what a beta faggot

my dad literally told my mom he's going to dig up her dead sister and fuck her skeleton corpse just yesterday

Hahaha no. 4 is an actual good story, 5 is just trash

Claude was the silent tough guy type

I really liked Michael, for me he's the best thing in this mediocre game
no I'm not a cuck

My GF's dad has an autistic son (her little brother) and she still lives with them. She was telling me the other day that he was yelling shit at his son during one of his son's mental freakouts like "You're a disappointment, I should have never had you, my life is ruined because of you" and so on. I just thank God the kid probably didn't understand what his dad was saying to him.

People also aren't bank robbers and murderers.

lmao what a gamer

>three more years and this game is ten years old
holy shit

kino

>franklin is tolerable,
This is how I know that you know nothing. Franklin was terrible and the other two were kino.

>you wanna do cool gangster shit? too bad, you gotta sit through hours of boring family drama

who thought this was a good idea