My wife has started making fun of me for playing this

She watched for a bit and noticed that anytime a character makes any kind of movement they make a 'ugh' or 'hun' sound. So now she is making grunting noises for every action she makes.
Why are real women so inferior to game women?
Also she has been calling it 'side quest the game'. I wish I could live in Final Fantasy 7 world...

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I would've taken you seriously if you were single but
>my wife
>why are real women shit compared to imaginary ones
you'll never learn your lesson. might end yourself while you're at it.

OP is a delusional virgin that has been shut in his room for far too long.

Never finished a final fantasy game I gave up every time because grinding to get to level is not my thing. Tried 4, 8,and 0 on the psp

Really ? I thought the Youtube thumbnail already gives away that OP is an underaged shitposting sperg

>My wife

quality thread

>So now she is making grunting noises for every action she makes.
Why are real women so inferior to game women?
She's doing exactly what game women do tho

You dont have to grind in any of those games though. Hell you dont really grind in most jrpgs

4 is super hand holdy. What part could have po filtered you? Unless you are talking about ds?

She's right to make fun of it lmao, Squeenix legitimately don't have a clue how humans behave and deserve ridicule because they went for a 'realistic' style and did this shit.

You just posted cringe

Your wife sounds based

god i want to be an anime VA. imagine getting paid to make fap noises

>my wife
post pics of her, but I doubt you will because you're just making shit up

My wife called the game stupid and she’s right.

They shouldn't have divided the game into multiple parts.

I'm in love with your wife

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>Yas Forums
>having a wife

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>marrying someone who has never watched an anime
Shamefur dispray

That's just standard Nomura writing though. Can't have anyone naturally confident. Gotta have them grunting and groaning and always slightly flustered during every single conversation. They even did this in the fucking Pirates level in KH3 and it shit me up the wall.

Your right hand doesnt count as your wife you fat neckbeard autist

cringe

your made up wife sounds pretty based

Does your body pillow cook your macaroni and cheese or do you help her out?

I bet your wife said the same thing

your "wife" sounds based you söiböi

Your imaginary wife sounds based.

To be fair it's been like that since the old games. Just back then they put '...' instead. Also it wasn't a response to every line.

grab her ass and tell her she's trying to seduce you with those noises.

That's assault

It's a terrible weebshit game and you deserve to be embarrassed for playing it. You didn't get this uggu bullshit when it was just blue text boxes.

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grabbing your wife's ass is assault HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Time's a changin' boomer

0 on the psp had hours of grind

How about a pic of that slampig ?

I think I got lost in 4 and yes ds

I mean, in the wrong context, grabbing your wife's ass can be assault, mostly if you are a creepy retard, or just if she's really not in the mood for that type of shit, but you clearly have never had any intimate experience with women who appreciate things like that.

This isn't unique to the remake--Noctis's Day Out: The Game did the same thing...
>Putting gas in the car
>Ungh...
>Huuu...
>Huuuuuu......
>HMM....

I've beginning to see a commonality between the two games, and it rhymes with Appendix...

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dumb bait

I'm obviously joking, autismo-chan