FF7 Demake

Good example that more is not better, that you should let players use their imaginations that not everything should be explained and in your face constantly.

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its an upgrade solely because based Zack is alive

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>he edited out the sig

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They turned sephirot into Poochie the dog

you're trying too hard kid

I should have known by how depressed and dead Kitase looked during all the interviews that this would happen

>There's going to be alternate-Zack and alternate-Clouds running around in the next game
>At some point there will need to be a 25 minute cutscene summarizing all the time and separate dimension shenanigans criss-crossing on top of Cloud's unreliable narrator shtick
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They ruined it
Who cares
Back to the original who will be remembered forever while this remake will not

Sounds like something out of Gran Turismo and Need for Speed, which makes it based as fuck

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO THE OPPRESSED???

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Cope

What in the fuck

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It just gets
worse

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>gamesradar.com/uk/final-fantasy-7-remake-producer-yoshinori-kitase-is-prepared-to-work-on-the-story-for-the-rest-of-his-career/
Holy shit he tried to warn us. Get ready for ff7 remake redux.

>FF7R P.2
>Everyone expects you'll play as Cloud
>30 minute intro as Cloud
>Rest of the game you play as Zack
KOJIMMM-eh NOMURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU EXPECTED COOL VIBES
TOO BAD HERES CLUB MUSIC

sounds pretty fire

>Aerith and eventually the rest of the main cast are assaulted and/or helped by 'Whispers' during the plot - these are ghosts who are meant to make sure destiny stays on track
>Sephiroth appears to Cloud very early on, after the bombing mission, and taunts him.
>There actually appear to be two Sephiroths, one using Reunion black cloak guys as hosts to do his bidding and not giving a shit about cloud, and the other totally gay for Cloud and giving him shit.
>Jesse's backstory is expanded, she wanted to be an actress at Gold Saucer. A whole chapter is dedicated to helping her steal shit from her wealthy plate-dwelling parents and get materials for a bomb.
>In that mission, Cloud also had an extensive fight with a motorcycle-bound SOLDIER who's a little much
>Tifa and Cloud hang out more and decide to go on a date at some point
>Jesse literally invites Cloud over to fuck
>Wedge survives the Sector 7 collapse and helps evacuate the slums. He later dies anyway when the Whispers push him out of Shinra HQ as he tries to help.
>Biggs survives the Sector 7 collapse too.
>Shinra intentionally destroys both reactors (Avalanche's bombs don't work), so they can blame Avalanche and tie them to being funded by Wutai. To what end, we don't know, maybe to start the war again?

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DERUDE SANDSTORM

>The Cloud crossdressing stuff is modernised a lot, and includes a dance scene that celebrates beauty no matter what gender. Tifa no longer laughs at Cloud in drag, it's only Cloud who's embarrassed by it.
>A whole subplot in the train graveyard where you spend hours fighting literal ghosts, who might be some kids who Aerith used to know who got captured by a dark spirit and trapped in the train graveyard.
>Hojo no longer tries to make Aerith and Red XIII breed, instead he wants to make Aerith fuck SOLDIERs.
>No blood trail from Sephiroth stealing Jenova and up to President Shinra's office, it's just goo now. Shinra isn't dead when the party gets to him, he begs for his life until Sephiroth shows up and kills him. He kills Barrett too, but the Whispers heal him.
>Whispers completely surround Shinra HQ following this.
>When the party reaches the end of the motorcycle chase, Sephiroth appears again and cuts a hole through the Whispers. This leads the party into another dimension where they fight a giant Whisper and his lieutenants 'from the future'. They kill it, and Sephiroth seems to absorb all the Whispers. He then fights the party, before transporting Cloud to 'the edge of creation' in space. He says he'll give Cloud 7 seconds, wonders what he'll do with it. Then the party finds themselves outside Midgar, ready to do the rest of the game.
>While this has all been going on, the party get flashes of the future (Meteor, Aerith dying etc) as well as Zack. Zack appears, in an alternate timeline with a different Stamp mascot, surviving his fated shootout and helping Cloud to Midgar.
>Also Aerith now appears to know about the future as well.

This. I really don't get why people like the combat so much and what I don't get at all is how there are genuinely people who think this classic mode is genuine turn-based combat. This new system also doesn't really allow for interesting superbosses or just bosses in general. What I liked in the FF4 romhack Ultima is how most of its superbosses had some sort of pattern, especially the crystelles. If you weren't able to figure this pattern out, you'd always get wiped as they will then start doing 9999 damage to everyone (and also heal itself by "stealing" 9999 HP from you). I literally can't think of a single way of implementing such interesting bosses in a game like FF7R without nerfing them to oblivion and turning them into damage sponges.

it should be more like
>FF7R is made! but it's like a side dish
>hmmm
>shit out sidequests, padding, slow walking moments, and other garbage to get playtime to "full length game" time

Nobody is going to buy part 2

>hey this crazy motorcycle chase remix isn't that bad, maybe a bit slow to start but-
>first minute ends

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>"subvert your expectations"
>you better not be
>i've been raped
I pretty much had the same reaction

Why is that man putting mud on my game

Why is Yas Forums having such a meltdown over this? Don't you usually laugh at people on Twitter and Discord who do the same thing?

True lmao
I wouldn't be surprised if they actually ended it on part 2 after this disaster since they don't have to follow the original at all and can do whatever they want

Nomurakiddy really thinks he's gonna be the next Kojima huh?

Because the game sucks, all they had to do was give the same story and they couldnt even do that
They had to fuck it all up

I dunno, I thought Hip Hop de Chocobo sounded silly at first but it's grown on me. Only one I actively despise is The Opressed. Could take or leave the Crazy Motorcycle remix.

Kek'd
What the fuck were they thinking.
Seeing the absolute meltdown over the finale everywhere has been a glorious reminder to everyone that Nomura is fucking trash.

in the first three chapters i was praising the game hard. then when that fucking ridiculous cunt shows up in chapter 4 i was cursing nomura's name
everything they took straight from the original is done really well. everything new is a kingdom hearts-tier train wreck

>time jannies

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1:1 faggots completely BTFO for all time

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seething

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Sephiroth falls in love with Cloud.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina (Jenova) with the Ex-SOLDIER's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Sephiroth recounts the previous day's confessions to Cloud, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Cloud he called is not the same Cloud he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Cloud's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Sephiroth's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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Which is kind of weird because the entire game is dogshit not just the story

Because it blows and was the most fucking requested remake ever, so it's kind of a big deal. Yet these incompetent frauds managed to bring it back from the past just to lay down a massive fucking turd on it. So people are mad

Just make it 1:1 but add all the content on the cutting room floor from the first... He was fucking there I'm sure he remembers it all and im sure their was plenty. It would be enough new stuff that people would compare it differently to the first.

Reminder that Aerith has knowledge of the future and you see this right when you meet her in the church and all the way to her house

Yeah thats the point of a remake genius
If you want to tell another story make a spinoff
Oh wait you already did and nobody liked them
Fuck you

They all gain knowledge of the future, that's the stupid thing, you see bits of the scene where she dies and cloud "remembering it"

This shit is so fucking disgusting. All of these unbelievably retarded changes all depend on the player to have played FFVII before to understand what is happening. People that love the original will be mad that it was changed, people that haven't won't realize what is going on or why these ghosts exist. It's a fucking trainwreck all around and basically Squeenix saying "hahaha we own the rights we can do whatever we want fuck you!"

You have 10 seconds to name something this demake does right other than providing 3d models for porn (and even then, not that many)

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Its like they dont want the player to ever use their imagination, they dont know what buildup is
they ruined Midgar they ruined all the characters they even ruined the music

I know I sound like a doomposter or whatever but holy fuck dude, why did this happen, how could this happen

It makes people seethe

It must be GOTY if Yas Forums is seething THIS hard over it

>haha le seethe us mad bro trolollololo
So thats all thats left huh, thats depressing.

how do you know that time jannies and alternate fates weren't part of the what was cut
you don't, he does