If he was a thief he'd be called Tom Crook

you could say he's a bit rude and pushy, but he's not even close to jewish, he gives you a loan with no interest that you can pay off whenever you feel like. He will actually give you interest if you put money in his bank, but won't charge you interest??? Tell this to an oldschool jewish judge in ancient Judea and they'd probably have a heart attack.

He builds you a home then asks you to pay for fees. How is that thievery?

If he was a girl he would open Nooks Fanny

he make money off kid's naivety by having them take loans on a whim
I call that thievery

That isn't true. The premise of the game is you are a fucking retard moving somewhere without having a home or an apartment and he sets you up and asks you to pay him back with no interest or time limit.

If he wanted attention he’d be Tom Look

he almost definitely loses money. He's willing to buy an unlimited quantity of shells and whatever junk shit you bring to him. Nook is a dogshit businessman, the only way he could possibly maintain what he does is if he's absolutely rolling in cash. In which case he's a very charitable guy, literally devoting his life to it

If he was a Idubbbz he'd be called Tom Cuck

if he was a pirate he'd be Tom Hook

If he let other animals fuck his wife, he will be Tom Cuck
it was bound to happen so let's get it out of the way

Nook has a supply chain. Those shells may be plentiful on your beach but he's buying and selling from all over. Those shells are going somewhere else.

If he visited the library often he'd be called Tom Book

Tom (((Nook)))

He's a racoon, but if he wasn't a racoon and was instead a duck. He'd be Tom Duck

If he played chess he would be Tom Rook

He doesn't charge based on any sort of supply/demand, all items have a set price so unless shells have totally inelastic demand in the outside world he'd be operating at a loss at least sometimes. Since people come from other parts of the world and don't comment on his prices being out of line there's no reason to assume he's undercutting you on anything.

These "Nook's greedy" jokes are Kotaku-tier humor.
No AC fan actually dislikes Nook.

>Accepts everything
>Helps you out no matter what
Definitely reminds me of someone

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>He builds you a home then asks you to pay for fees. How is that thievery?
he doesn't actually build the house himself he flies in the mexicans to do it and then charge you more than the cost so he can pocket a profit for himself

He is a thief. Anyone who owns debt is a thief and a parasite to society.

Wouldn't it be more accurate to call him Tom Took?

Tom Took you to the cleaners