>le epic subversive meta remake :OOOO like undertale!!!
>fuck the new fans AND fuck the old fans!!
I'm mad
Le epic subversive meta remake :OOOO like undertale!!!
Isaac Miller
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Jordan Davis
great, another thread to hide
Ayden Sanders
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Oliver Jones
okay boomer
Carson Russell
Actually I'm a Zoomer who wanted a faithful retelling of the original story since I never played it
Brody Perry
I would like to see where they go with this
But I am somewhat concerned already
They should not have altered the core story. People will be pissed.
Jason Cruz
epic, do you have more?
Logan Diaz
People pushing for meta angles are just coping
Jeremiah Baker
I'm fine if they want to alter the story, my only problem is that using changebads to do that is so incredibly lame and those scenes really clash and stand out.
David Long
MGS3 did it better
youtube.com
Brandon Young
This "game" is just boring. I fell asleep trying to play it last night, no joke.
The hallways feel exactly like I'm playing FF13 again. People who claim the original was like this clearly never played the original.
The padding is fucking obnoxious. Things like the crane arm mini games are just boring and a waste of time.
It's just, couldn't they have found a better way to pad out the time?
Julian Anderson
It’s literally the Last Jedi of video games
Easton Hughes
it is completely faithful up until the end twist, which is tagged on to the end after all the OG events so you are not missing out on anything
Luke Brooks
Then play the fucking original. It's like 7$ on steam retard.
The fuck is wrong with you.
Benjamin Collins
Actually, I would argue that anyone who claim the original WASN'T like this, especially at Midgar, clearly never played the original.
Dylan Brooks
>tfw seeing all these people that didn’t play kh so they don’t know how bad Nomura is get absolutely baited
Levi Bailey
That's because you didn't play the original, faggot.
Lincoln Rodriguez
t. someone who clearly never played the original
Hunter Collins
Please fuck back off to r/gamingcirclejerk thanks
John White
>FFVII REMAKE
Benjamin Bennett
This. The game pushes you down a single claustrophobic hallway. Yeah this is exactly like FF13.
Find a single part in the original where it's just one long claustrophobic path that takes an hour to get through. You can't, because it doesn't exist, but you don't know because you didn't play the original.
Colton Wright
If you played the original, then you would know that the entire game up until you leave Midgar is exactly like that.
Juan Hill
>pushes you down a single claustrophobic hall way
so just like in the original?
James Evans
this is some old pasta
Cooper Davis
>"up until the end"
>"not missing out on anything"
>it's only the first 6 hours of the original FF 7
This is how you spot a retard.
Luke Myers
Yeah I remember all those parts from og midgar that has you going down narrow corridors fighting 2-3 guys at a time that takes like an hour each per section
Leo Collins
But the graphics are bad user
Grayson Flores
Do people think that just because they were looking at it from an isometric bird's eye perspective, those were magically not narrow corridors or something? I see no other explanation for your retardation. Oh yes, I do, you haven't actually played the original.
Sebastian Hill
See this is what you would say if you consider everything to be a hallway if it's not Skyrim or GTA.
Little kids like you don't remember things like level design, before that got replaced with lazy open-world shit. Now you think everything is either that or FF13, you don't see the value in level design, and you can't appreciate good game design.
You faggots are directly responsible for the sorry state of AAA games.
Eli Gonzalez
The game is fun kys fag just play the original
Camden Cruz
I don't like turnbased games.
Gabriel Morgan
fucking this. I'm getting that same feeling when I first played FF13, got 2 hours in, and went
>is this it??? when does it get fun?
Jaxon Rivera
So it's not okay for a modern game to be hallways, but it's okay for OG FF7? If OG FF7 does it, we call it level design and good game design? What a hypocrite.
Lucas Jones
>People who claim the original was like this clearly never played the original
Exactly. It's fucking zoomzoom history revisionists claiming that everything was a single linear hallway before glorious open world came along and saved vidya.
Fucking cancer. Kill yourself.