Alright bro, that'll be

Alright bro, that'll be

>$500 for the console
>$180 for AC, Zelda and Mario
>$70 for the Pro Controller
>$20 for the online membership
>$50 for the SD card since we only give you 32GB of internal storage
>$30 for the carrying case and screen protector

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>$500 for the console
Eurofags I swear

Are people really mad about paying 20 for a year of online?

Yes, at least when PC is free and is infinitely better.

>Thanks bro, can't wait to play some vidya
>Can you really believe some people are too poor to play games? Such sad pitiful things

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more like
>coronafags

Yes when no actual service is being provided and it's all P2P. It's literally just throwing $20 at the wind

>buy hacked banned switch for $70
>game for free because switch has no online games worth playing

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The Lite is 199.99 and the normal one os like 230 Euros

Considering that it used to be free, and the paid variant changed jack shit? Yeah.
You get the NES and SNES library, but it's really fucking convoluted and would've just been better off with Virtual Console coming back.

>$500 for the console
what are you, fucking australian? of course you have to pay more, your monopoly money is hardly worth shit.

you can't find a regular switch for under $500 because of the stock shortages

Do people really pay money for online?

and its nintendos fault!!!!!!
they made corona to create artificial scarcity!!!!

Pro controller are rip offs. You don't need a screen protector or case, and you can buy a cheap sd card

>quarantine just in time for animal crossing
>delays next gen consoles
has nintendo gone too far this time?

It quite literally is nintendo's fault for not producing enough consoles to meet demand

notice how the PS4 doesn't have this problem despite being a much more popular (and better) console

>getting the carrying case, actually bringing your switch out of the home to play on the go ever.

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you're describing literally every console ever

>notice how the PS4 doesn't have this problem despite being a much more popular (and better) console
lol

This. Buy a wii u pro controller with a bluetooth adapter instead

My actual price:
$300 for console
$35 for 512 gb SD card
And a little hacking and some downloading later and I'm playing animal crossing

Alright. Here you have 1000. Keep the change bro.

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I deserve it for free! I deserve everything for free! Gimmidiz! Gimmedat! Gimmesummadeez! Gimmesummadoze! Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!

>$70 for the Pro Controller
Why would you need a different controller than the one you already get with the console? Is this a case of talking about things one has no idea about?
>$20 for the online membership
>actually playing online on a fucking console/handheld
WEW LAD
>$30 for the carrying case and screen protector
Marketing victim.

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The online is worse than it was when it was free you bootlicking faggot

I smell a nigger behind this post

Anything for my Nintendo masters

How much is this shitbox console suppose to be worth because I could have sworn it was €325 at one point and now it €475

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You can get 3rd party alternatives for cheap for all that shit on amazon

what downside would there be if switch was a ps4 with nintendo branding? just portability?

Price is up due to shortage

Don't forget that if you lose the stupid piece of plastic it comes with, or if it breaks, you might as well buy a new switch. Gotta boost those sales however they can.

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but you don't need a $2000 tv
ps4 and Xbox require you to buy one
therefore switch is cheaper

Joycons are shit if you have hands bigger than an 8 year old