What do you want on your gamer cake?

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that's a nose

I'd fuck that Morty, if you know what I mean.

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is that sawdust under the doom logo

that's the corner of Pierce Brosnan's mouth

actually looks comfy

Looks like cane sugar melted in place for support.

ohh no no no

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Got this for my 40th...

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That's a pretty basic bitch pizza selection, but you gotta roll with what you like, I guess.

Bothers me that I just exactly can't make out the name on the cake.

Less is more.

Does it say "6" because your record is six dicks up your butt simultaneously?

So this is American culture...

Why the fuck is there a jar of pickles at 29 seconds?

user, I know nobody makes cakes for you anymore. But you gotta stop bringing pics from that other site and trying to have other people make fun of it, it's not healthy. You gotta move on, man.

My biggest gripe is probably the general sense of interior arrangement.

Y-yes...

Looks like they'll have fun. I hate fortnite but if they're all having fun I'm not going to be an autist complaining about the choice of game.

Look at this user.
Look at him.
He is not a true gamer.
He doesn't know.

Id rather have a gamer funeral

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We laugh but I wish I had people who cared enough to go through that much trouble for me.

Seems professionally made.
And the top figure isn't edible. :-/
Way past uncool.

that IS super

Just realized the kid's name is Shane Wayne.
Poor little bastard.

SUPER SHAME

>tfw no autist gf to throw you a extremely creppy and inept birthday party

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So long as it isn't just rice cakes underneath the fondant. Otherwise they'd really be going through the trouble in order to show how much they hate you.

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My sister made me the cake from Portal for my 16th birthday. I'm not huge on Portal but it was really cool, wish I had photos of it still.

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why would you have a bunch of pizzas and hotdogs ready and in the open like that? wouldn't they all be cold in like 30 minutes?

Super Shake Weight

Id be very fucking happy if people prepared a cake with the things i loved.

I mean, a cocaine cake could be expensive but its the message that counts

>not eating pickles

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I haven’t celebrated my birthday in over 15 years

Life imitates art imitates life?

Ice cream cake of course, the superior option over all other cakes

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I could never trust someone that offers a blue thing for me to drink

i only know that this cake is a lie.

Chocolate dick.

Hey, if the option had existed at the time to play Diddy Kong Racing in this manner, I'd have done that.

Old cranky elitists on the internet would brobably have found it offensive too.

a cake with "JUST" written on it, that would be appropriate for me.

Is this the designated gamer cringe thread?

HEY FELLOW GAMER GREAT REFERENCE!

pretty good. more?

This would've been the coolest shit back in middle school, but now I know it would all go to waste, minus packaged stuff.

Kaine and the candle is her big fat cock

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where's Snake?

It is a mystery

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>that
>an arm
user...

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pickles are disgusting and only flyovers eat them

I just want it to be served on a fat japanese ass

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>eating the pickles
you put one up your ass each time you lose