She's incredibly popular with coomers

She's incredibly popular with coomers

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shes popular with retards too

This game is incredibly popular with coomers

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Who are these free holes?

fpbp

I don't disagree, but can you really blame someone for choosing her when your other two choices are the most generic Fujo bait characters possible? Edelgard at least brings something slightly unique to her role.

I'm a coombrain through and through and I'd much rather pound slitherpuss around the clock

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>Deciding on a house only because of it's leader

Fag.

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You can get pretty much every other character you want in your chosen house with a few exceptions, so I'd say the house leader is a pretty big factor in the decision and the other two do not show really show promise.

Personally I decided on Bernie and Petra were in Edelgard's house, but I guess that's only slightly better.

Fuck me, I really should be sleeping right now. Some of that doesn't even make sense.

Black Eagles can't recruit Hilda so fuck them.

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Who did Priscilla fuck?
It couldn't have been Raven.

The fact that you can't recruit pic related in CF will never not make coomers SEETHE

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Soren always gets me with this one

You can if you side with the church

Looks like an anime fucktoy desu

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>Dimitri
>Claude
>both straight as an arrow
>fujobait

Dimitri is a simp-turned-incel-turned-alpha

You can be straight and also be designed as fujobait, retard

Claude is fujobait but they forgot to make him a gay option.
Dmitri is otome.

Maybe tranny coomers who want to be girls. Straight coomers have so many better options.

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>Dmitri is otome
I don't remember Dimitri trapping people in cages and abusing them. Not sexually anyway.

>two more games released since tharja
>she's still yet to be topped

but i'll tell you this, i'd sure top her!

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It doesn't count if you set up your own pun.

>Maybe tranny coomers who want to be girls
Obsessed faggot, a lot of retards picked CF solely because of female lord

He's a tortured murderous madman who gets cured into a noble righteous king by the power of his big titty professor's love.

Whew, can't believe she lost to the lazy slut and the diabetic asshole loli

I am honestly a little mad about that, I worked so hard to recruit all the girls into Black Eagles in my first playthrough and I was set to pull it off by the time the route splits, but then she turned out to be incredibly loyal (which is actually cool).
Now I am missing one girl and it's bugging me so much, also annoys me that I lost Flayn too.

>anime girls
>popular with coomers
You're not reinventing the wheel here
Her game is literally so simplistic you can play it with one hand and jerk off in the meantime

The thing that got him to stop and turn his shit around was Rodrigue taking a knife for him, Blyat just affirmed Rodrigues last words.

>That raw doujin where she turns Dimitri into a shoat
Hngh.

>but then she turned out to be incredibly loyal (which is actually cool).
Yeah it's pretty cool that she's addicted to Claude's BBC in her ass

your mother doesn't count

>then she turned out to be incredibly loyal
Is she though? You can recruit her just fine on the BL route, so I figured it was just because they reused the premise of her paralogue for Edelgard's (or the other way around?)

Who wrote that shit?

I don't remember her bazingas being that big...

Retard nips
They get bigger with every daddy she kills

You wouldn't be able to get Hilda's paralogue in CF even if she was recruitable because you don't have Cyril.

wait, CFer here, Hilda isn't addicted to big brother cock?

Hilda doesn't like Edelgard but she doesn't mind Dimitri, this is sprinkled through her dialogue.

She prefers manlets like Caspar for some reason.

Pre-timeskip paralogues only require you to have one of the units. You can do it without recruiting Cyril, so long as you don't wait until after the timeskip.

Hilda is a catty cunt

Even with her racism she can't stop her lust for Almyran dick.

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Isn't she a bit too old for him?

>this is sprinkled through her dialogue.
Pre-timeskip too? I'm probably just forgetting something, but I don't actually remember her saying all that much about Edelgard or Dimitri until afterwards.

Claude is half-Kebab and half-Fodlanese though.

Hilda says she thinks Dimitri is dangerous but not a bad person but that she doesn't trust Edelgard at all.

He got old enough.

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still brown
Hot anime teenagers fucking shotas would have been better

I like anybody who uses an axe, doesn't matter what they stand for.

More she can smell a bitch a mile away, she can tell something is up with monica pretty much as soon as she appears. She's completely fine with all the other girls.

Hilda is a stacy down to the bone. Ahe only shows actual interest in meatheads that can do her work for her like Caspar or that 30 year old simp that follows her around.

>or that 30 year old simp that follows her around
Her brother?
You're giving her too much credit, she's just defending her territory from other potential cock carousel riders

I want to fuck El's hot pussy until it's cold!!

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It's just that her instincts rightfully told her that Edelgard was a bitch, she's also wary of Monica when she shows up.

>You're giving her too much credit, she's just defending her territory from other potential cock carousel riders
She doesn't seem to have a problem with Dorothea or Petra though, it's only Edelgard and Monica that she's wary of.

IS even admitted that Edelgard is only popular because she's a female lord.

>same bait thread again
yawn

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More like she just reminded him of what he wanted since he pretty much asks her to marry him before the timeskip.

>tfw Priscilla is total qt, but her Heroes unit is total garbage.

Yeah, let's spice this thread up a bit

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>since he pretty much asks her to marry him before the timeskip
What if you're a dude though?

>posts off-topic garbage from other sites
I remember when that would get you banned

You get no homo'd.

Does he at least touch your face?

Fire Emblem is dead post-Awakening. It's Coomer Emblem now.