Confess

I actively phone post and call out other people who phone post for being faggots.
Also i still haven't finished Duke Nukem 3D, Blood OWU, Doom 2 or Quake despite starting them months ago.

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can you faggots not enable the pastaposter?

I
>pirate games
>play on easy
>look up guides to get the best outcome and see everything
>shitpost about games I've never played
>shitpost as a hardcore leftist and a trump supporter
>buy yearly sports games
Constantly. Pic related is my genuine opinion.

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To late it's top tier bait it's the new marines

I play pretty much every game with cheats because I hate:

1) grinding
2) fetch quests
3) crafting
4) gear degradation

These exist to artificially pad out games with too little actual content.

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I only come to this website to either shitpost or get horny.

I've bought Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro, and give up on all of them after the first bit. I just don't get the appeal, dispite watching countless videos "explaining" it.

I still want to get Demon's Souls because somehow, I feel like if I start with the "original design", I'll get where the intention came from.

It's not even about the games being hard. I just cannot derive any enjoyment from the design. But always end up getting them because I feel everyone's talking about them.

I hate Resident Evil and only played Dead Aim and the original Resident Evil 3 and hated both

I think Silent Hill 4 is the best in the series.

I love Call of Duty in general

CS 1.6 is much better than Global Offensive

The Kinect is the best motion control console created and I want to see it implemented on VR technology already instead of holding two light guns like some kind of faggot

I am very, very, VERY bad at videogames.

I think racing games did nothing wrong.

I hate fighting games because of how repetitive and limited they are in both gameplay and storytelling, they should be just an element of other games

Crash Bandicoot has always been my favorite platformer and I think Crash Twinsanity is superior to Mario 64 or Sunshine or any of that faggot shit

Psychonauts is kind of a piece of shit if not for the dialogue

EYE Divine Cybermancy is a pain in the ass and playing that shit, just like playing Dwarfs Fortress is just rewarding terrible game design

I WILL NOT play a game if it has an anime style

Every game I have for the XBOX 360 is some AAA shooter or some bullshit like that

I self-insert so deeply into the games I play that I get dizzy when I stop playing

I somehow ported Earthbound into my cellphone during highschool and played during class and this is probably my most savvy tech moment

I have a lifelong dream of making good horror games

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>I played fortnite regularly throughout a good chunk of 2018
>I think Civ 6 w/ expansions is an overall better game than Civ 5 w/ expansions
>I think Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the best Mario Kart
>I bought Arms on release day
>My main PC is a big, dusty, used, ugly workstation from 2012 that I got on Craigslist for $500. The only thing I've upgraded in it is the GPU

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i used cheats for route E

I just play Civ V, TF2, and Hearthstone. I haven't played a new game in years.
Sometimes I get into Oldschool Runescape but I guess I burned myself out with that, it's been a long time.

I'm not sure when or why I stopped enjoying new vidya, or why I fell into this cycle of just playing the same ~3 games. Not sure why I still come here either

I savescum

You sound based as fuck.

>Silent Hill 4 is the best

You’re crazy, man. I dig it but you’re crazy.

same. especially if im emulating a really old 8/16-bit game. they are just unreasonably difficult. forgive me father for i have sinned

how old we talkin here

Ha, thanks man

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i killed a nigger yersterday

In what video game? I assume some Call of Duty or GTA since nignags love those games

>I love Call of Duty in general
Nothing wrong with CoD, we've all played at least a couple of them
>I hate Resident Evil
based
>I hate fighting games because of how repetitive and limited they are
double based
>Psychonauts is kind of a piece of shit if not for the dialogue
triple based
>Crash Bandicoot has always been my favorite platformer and I think Crash Twinsanity is superior to Mario 64 or Sunshine or any of that faggot shit
quadruple based
>EYE Divine Cybermancy is a pain in the ass and playing that shit, just like playing Dwarfs Fortress is just rewarding terrible game design
quintuple based
>I WILL NOT play a game if it has an anime style
sextuple BASED. fuck anime niggers.

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I wish, but his friend survived and will probably snitch

Ooooh so it was in Overwatch and they probably reported you for saying the bad n word ok. Hope you dont get banned, godspeed user

Serves him right for playing kiddiewatch.

Never played Half Life, never gonna play Half Life

ay thank you man, hope nothing serious happens

Got banned on Yas Forums for loliposting

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i really enjoyed valorant beta

Half Life 1 is bad and always was

Halo 1, 2, 3 and Reach are better games than Doom 2016 (Haven't played Eternal) and are still to this day some of the most fun FPS

I haven't beaten a non roguelite Western game in months

I looked up the Nier endings for 360 after finishing A route because the game was such a slog

Based

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faggot

its always some people just baiting. No way people are that stupid.

I'm the guy who plays music/spams soundboard over VOIP in online games and I dont feel ashamed

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I buy Call of Duty every year and have done so since COD4.

I played FF1 through FF9 on the PSX.

I bought and enjoy my Switch Lite.

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I enjoy Reddit more than Yas Forums. Yas Forums is just gay. Tranny gay.

this
Yas Forums is more reddit than reddit

>none of you can make OC
I made this a month or two ago.

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theres a lot to like about the soulsborne games, and I kind of get it, but personally I think they are overhyped and kind of mediocre games from a gameplay standpoint.

I can't beat Castlevania III on hard.

Nice pasta

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I ran someone or something over one time when I was on my way home from work. I had to go to the bathroom real bad and was barely just holding it in. It got so bad that I was sweating furiously just doing my hardest to not shit my pants. I was trying to wipe my brow and got distracted for a bit, when I suddenly felt this impact on my bumper. I didn't stop and just kept on driving. I don't even remember how I got home. The only thing I still remember now is how I just lost the urge to shit and got constipated. That was 3 years ago. I just hope it wasn't a kid.

I don't actually like video games

If you don't like it then you just don't like it, user. If you have a problem about buying shit that you don't like, do a reality check. Write down about previous games you played and compare it to one you're buying. Having a bigger purview makes helps with being rational, I think.

>these are the people that hate on VR

Based
Mods = fags

I literally cannot play oblivion
I cant even fucking make it to imperial city without shutting it off and forgetting about it because i get so turned off by
>shit weapon swings
>shit models
>shit voice acting
>shit opening in general
My friend says the game gets really good in the later half and you can make your own magic and stuff.
For all i care this game could have the best story/ late game gameplay out of any game ever but i would never know because the opening is just too fucking slow

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A big fucking yikes on that "GOTY" list.

I know right? From the big three it easily has the best quests and it's a ton of fun to play but everyone is so ugly, the game looks so bizarrely squeaky clean, the models are all shit for both characters and pieces of the environment, and the unbridled chaos that the game becomes just because the NPC's are being themselves is so retarded.

Nigga why would play elder scrolls shit. The combat is fucking atrocious.
Play New Vegas instead. At least the combat is somewhat servicable and enjoyable in that game.

if a series has games published pre-2005, there's a huge chance I've never played them. Once I play a game of a series I really dislike going back to play older ones if they are not entirely different games (fallout especially comes to mind, another exception would be still 2D series such as megaman, DK and CV).

I really dislike jankness of older games, which is a thing I have to consider for almost all series as one thing everyone improves is game's smoothness.

i bought fallout 76 collectors edition and still play to this day, i have fallout first and am looking forward to wastelanders

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I jerked off yesterday :(

exactly
i have played new vegas and loved it, but it just gets stale the first time you beat it
i should get mods

Its fine to try out a game that's touted as fantastic and end up not liking it, even if it's from a genre you enjoy.

I beat Viewtiful Joe and it was unfun all the way through

>last of us over titanfall 2
HOW? WHY? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I have over 5000 hours in TF2

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I'm only Ultra Platinum but I still consider myself decent at Street Fighter V.

RIP

I greatly enjoy pastel equines and try to put mods of them into any game I play.

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I played god hand on easy
I never played FF7 or the original DOOM

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