Yennefer or Triss bros?

Yennefer or Triss bros?

I'm playing through Witcher 3 and I know that at some point I am going to have to make the choice. Which is the better decision?

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They are both hot, but I went with Yen because she reminds me of my primary school crush

Triss.

Game Triss isn't even a real character, she's literally just a submissive pleb tier waifu someone at CDPR put into Witcher 1 due to its fanfic-esque status and now has to remain there due to continuity.

You straight up just have bad taste if you like her at all.

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Based Kim.

Triss.
>b-but muh manipulative
>b-but muh books
don't care

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how is she submissive when she used Geralt's amnesia to fuck with him, both literally and figuratively

Yen is a bitch
Triss is a whore and had sex with a bald (but based) spymaster

Read that in his voice

And she is best girl because of that, real women are a fucking cancer

Shani was the one who briefly dated Thaler and also wanted to sleep with Siegfried the celibate knight.
Back in the Witcher 1 when Shani and Triss were the Yen and Triss of that game.

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How is this even a fucking question

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Yenn. Triss gets treated like a side character and her scenes honestly suck compared to Yenn, the only reason people pick her is some missplaced loyalty from Witcher 1 and 2 despite the revelation that was her at her scummiest

I like yennefer because she fucks a black guy and lots of white people clap in the Netflix series

Isn't it way too late in america to be posting on Yas Forums?

My heart says Yenn
My dick says Triss
The reason is fuck em both and keep on the path of the Witcher

I'm also going through it now and was thinking of the decision just like OP but then I met Keira and now I need her. Also why the fuck was that quest so goddamn long and at the end of it all it still was longer because she wanted her lamp.

>fuck em both
Both? I intend to fuck every female the game will let me fuck. Don't I get their lewd card for doing so or something?

Ciri

In the first game in the Witcher 3 you have them two and very few other chicks like 2 or 3 plus the prostitutes
And no cards for doing it

No.

That is bad and wrong. Stop it.

Kiera had a more enjoyable dynamic with Geralt than either of them.

24 women Geralt can fuck in the first game and get cards for doing it. 2 of them Shani and Triss are actual romance options.
2 and 3 change from cards to animated cutscenes of sex. 2 only has Triss and a couple others. 3 has Triss, Yen, Kiera a couple random girls and Shani in the DLC

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Triss is a saint.

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yen is best girl
and at least shes an honest cunt. triss is sneaky about it

This. Be gnodab, don't fuck your daughteru.

TW1: Shani
TW2: Triss
TW3: Triss

Weird reading the books now because Triss isn’t that big of a character

Stream where

I swear someone high up in CDPR has a red-head fetish and that's why Triss and Shani were chosen for the romance options in 1 despite being relatively minor characters and also why the series continues to have red-heads galore.

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Neither. Triss is too much of a homebody, and Yen likes being chased around like a schoolgirl.

That's a gypsy fortune teller not yennefer.

that's precisely why it's extremely based to choose her, solid submissive wifey material

Yennefer. Triss disappears from the game and going with her ruins all of the romantic payoff with Yennefer.

What do you mean? She is present at the battle of Kaer morhenn and throughout the ending quests

You can actually romance both OP. Go for it, its tricky to properly balance them but its good.

No, user, you’re not playing the good game, you’re playing Witcher 3. You choose one of those, get nothing, and maybe go see some whores with extremely cringeworthy scenes.

I'd rather get the secret Shani ending

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my beautiful wife, ciri !

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>multiple people in multiple games outright state Triss is a whore
>she doesn’t even deny it
>is willing to sacrifice her body for the sake of the cause to the point to willingly being tortured and her fingernails torn off
>most of her early dialogue in 3 revolves around an extreme need for money and resources
>somehow retards still think she wouldn’t take dick for money and favors

Ciri because she's pure, these two are literal cumrags

Well she did appear in Playboy...

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>she wouldn’t take dick for money and favors
Every sorceress do that.

>an 80-something year old Hugh had her in any way he wanted
You just know she had that shoot with a belly full of geriatric pee and cum

every whore does that too, it doesn’t make her any less of a whore

Yeah, from kings and such, not every minor noble and well-off merchant in the city.

>not every minor noble and well-off merchant in the city.
Except in the Last Wish short story, Yennefer was living in a merchant's house. And she didn't pay for it with money...

God why are Sorceresses such wonderful thots

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Yen if you want canon, Triss is you want the forced game "canon"

>b-b-but muh books
Too bad nobody gives a shit about the short stories, FAGGOT

I swear all the shit Triss get from Yencucks is a projection.

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I don’t know how people can be attracted to Kieran, ”she” literally looks like a guy I went to school with

I swear to god some random un-named NPCs in this game are weirdly insanely attractive

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Well, most of them started as turbo uggos so they know first-hand how much of a difference good looks make, since they were on the both sides of the attractiveness spectrum

Triss was always attractive though. Maybe that’s why she has a better personality

Go away Kimball.

bitch looks like jamie lee curtis

God bless.

Is that the chicken lady?

>most of them started as turbo uggos
Most of them had only minor flaws, and they fixed those when they were teenagers. They're just selfish, bored and bitter.

Is there actually a shani ending?

Because they were sub-standard humans before magic giving them an advantage

>Ciri
>pure
>basically raped and kept as a sex slave by a delusional bandit dyke

ciri is going to weirdchamp if you choose triss

forgot image

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Yep, here's a passage about it from the books

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This, I couldn't stand ciri in the books or games

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delete this

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Post your Geralt.

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I would choose Margarita because she's then only one who isn't a bitch. Even though the game tried to act like she cared about the lodge

the image contradicts your own point, retard. the only sorceresses who didnt go through beautification was francisca findabair, a great elven beauty, and the two nilfgaardian sorceresses who got mogged by everyone in the lodge and were singled out for not having done any beautification.

I always wondered if Ida Emean would have gone through it or not, being a sage

Objective answer:
Triss is the better girl. Yen on the other hand is obviously the canon choice and it feels really weird not choosing her in Witcher 3. The dialogue where Geralt tells her that the spell is broken felt forced as fuck

Holy shit, the prose is godawful