Guys, I can't decide

I wouldn't decide on niether of them

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Kaiden. Best husbando.

based

Even though Liara is obviously best waifu, Jack is also a patrician choice.

>gipsy genestealer and eunuch
Neither

>14 / 4 / 12 / 9

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Liara is the plebbest of the plebs

Daily reminder that there were less people who decided to save spacegyppos than those who decided to save geth.

FPBP

Miranda is such a boring lame bitch with a man jaw

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all built for ____

>rat
>goddess
>Michael Jackson

Hmmmm

krogan cock

I don't care much about Tali either but she's better than miss Boring McBlue

Choose Jack

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Thief
Blueberry wife
Michael Jackson 2.0

Shiala in the commando armor

Tali is perfection but I like Liara and Miranda too. They're all good romances.

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>Thief
She's a thief, alright. She stole the spot for best girl.

Miranda is so fucking annoying and poorly designed since shes not from ME1.
Hearing that disgusting Australian accent should instantly turn off any brained individual.
Shes not even a valid argument, just remove her and deplatform these sub human scum sucking consumers.

Who else but Tali

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Do you have to?

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>Yes, we are prepared to offer you a position, you've proven yourself enough, user.

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Correct answer. She's the only one that actually has meaningful changes, and she's loyal.

Can i get tali pregnant?

What the hell are you supposed to do in this situation? Like imagine you're kneeling on the bed and they're all like "okay shepard we're ready do us". What the fuck, are you supposed to take off your pants and their panties, fuck miranda and thrust your arms into liara and ash's vaginas all in one swoop motion? You'd be a like a fucking fork.
If that's not what you do, what else? Do you slide your dick in and out once in ash, once in miranda, and once in liara then repeat? That seems really inefficient.
The pose here is making me think that one of those two methods is what I'm supposed to do.

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She and Liara are only truly loyal LIs.

You choose one and kick the other two to the curb faggot.

>Liara looking you in the eyes.
>Miranda eyeing you cock.
>Tali eye fucking the black guy next to you.

The choice is clear.

Pull down liara's panties, gently grio her hips, send ash on a suicide mission, pull liara closer, order miranda to go make me and liara a jug of sangria and put it in the fridge for when we are done, then fuck the absolute shit out of liara.

Bang one from behind, make her eat out second. You can either play with the third with your hand or mouth or make her lick your balls or ass. Switch at will. Do you even harem, bro?

However in my mind real solution is to pick Liara, have a consensual loving sex in missionary position with hand-holding, kick Ash and Miranda out and most importantly space the gypsy.

False since Liara:
1) Abandons Shepard on Earth
2) defiatist who doesnj't believe in victory

Why does Tali like black cock, krogan cock and varren cock so much?

Liara, easily. She really loves you and has those puppy eyes. I just love her.

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Did you even played the trilogy? Liara is virtually only character that doesn't give up on you after you "die" during the start of ME2 and she is also a sole reason Shep's body is found and "resurrected". Besides, she also doesn't find anyone else if you don't romance her and keeps hitting on you even when you romance someone else.
>defiatist, doesnj't
And stop drinking so early.

Tali can give one hell of a foot job

I wonder how tight Tali is

also don't forget she doesn't even give a shit when you pick Ashley over her in that one moment in ME1 if you've been hitting on both because she values your happiness over her, Liara is truly best girl

>space gypsie
>tight vagina
LOL

She also admits to keeping Tali's crush a secret.

She probably used Legion as her personal dildo

I just want Shep to settle down with Liara after the war.

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>Liara is virtually only character that doesn't give up on you after you "die" during the start of ME2
she's sycophantic
shepard's dead let it the fuck go
that's why the virmire survivor is one of the few sane characters in the entire trilogy
>i saw you get thrown into space, now you show up after 2 years working with a human supremacy group that murdered an alliance admiral, with no previous contanct, nobody knows you're out here and you want me to come on board your ship with you? go fuck yourself

Imagine being so buttblasted because a character loves main protag so much she can't let him go.

Shepard dying in the end no matter what is unironically the biggest sin of 3. It might have been kino if the story was actually good, but as it stands it's just a final slap in the face after feeding you a shit sandwich.

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she brings shepard's corpse to cerberus to reanimate him/her because she's obsessed with shepard
it's horrifying

Miranda by default. Tali is disqualified because of that face reveal. Liara loses because Asari sex is faggot shit that only a woman could enjoy. That leaves us with smelly Miranda.

>Shepard dying in the end no matter what
With enough of those retarded readiness points, you can see him take a breath in the rubble. Not giving us some form of closure about Shepard, even if in the style of Fallout powerpoint presentation, is the worst sin. I think they maybe wanted to keep those doors open, but we all know how that worked out.

>nooooooo she can't love main protag so much, it makes my whore waifu looks bad!

youtube.com/watch?v=LML6SoNE7xE

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>Shepard dying in the end no matter what is unironically the biggest sin of 3.
Well it is teased that Shep survived Destroy ending. Personally, I just use one of the ending mods for ride into the sunset ending. I think ending on the positive note is better, because that's how the series always seemed to be. Winning against incredible odds.

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i don't have a whore waifu user i don't pretend to be shepard

>Asari sex is faggot shit that only a woman could enjoy
nigga que. Asari literally make your mind AND dick explode with pleasure.

Mass replying should be not only banned, but faggots who commit it should be tracked down and savagely beaten.

I tried but the dialogue and animation was straight up fan fiction tier. And ME3 modding is shit since it killed a majority of the people who played its interest.